Dundee Derry 🇫🇷

Honestly think we’ll easily get top 6 if we just improve our possession, passing, shooting, pace, energy, decision making, defending, goalkeeping, heading, physicality, work rate, strength positioning, IQ, link up play, creativity, discipline, aggression, bravery and the manager

Delighted to call this home! Looking forward to getting started. See you at Dens park💙 @dundeefcofficial Thankyou for @lpm_football_agents @gamechanger_fa for helping me get sorted 🤝

Fact that Elvis keeps saying we’re still 5 or 6 short, it’s a bit worrying that a week on from that Alloa mess – and a week before the season starts – we’ve signed nae cunt. Any movement lads? @di_cranio @ScottBurns75

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Yeah we’re getting bent over on the 3rd.

Gordon Strachan after his pal pulls out a 3-1 masterclass against a Highland league team

So depressing to say but a loss here is genuinely the best outcome. Took the piss out of the tangerine mob for it but how long before there’s a protest of some sort, absolutely fucking ridiculous. One step forward with the top 6 finish, several miles back since, shambles.

Overall feeling at the club right now…

This man is a fucking poison to this football club.

Getting stung wi Dundee Motherwell on the prescription

🆕 Ep 133 | The Masterplan @grayzerpaul and @DanSmith85 reunite to talk about; ❌ Twa games, twa defeats 👔 Pressure already on the manager 📝 Recruitment 😵‍💫 Manager list under the Americans ➕ Just loads of moaning basically 🔗 linktr.ee/uwtbpodcast

The fact that Nelms described Pressley as ‘the standout candidate’ tells you all you need to know. Keyes sitting in America not giving a toss, watching Nelms spunk all his money is mind blowing. Him and Strachan are a complete embarrassment and need to get to fuck ASAP.

Just paid 430 quid to watch ‘Elvis Ball’

Seen enough. 2 games in, 0 goals scored, 2 losses to a Championship and a League 1 team. Would honestly sack this dopey cunt tonight, Strachan getting his pals into jobs and Nelms buying his shite every single time, fuckin tap 6 nae bather. The worst it’s been.

Club is absolutely rotten from the top down.

‘Pressley bah’ is absolutely fucking garbage. Get Gordon Strachan to absolute fuck.

Dundee ‘in talks’ with Martin Gjorgievski as Steven Pressley eyes Macedonian market dlvr.it/TM03wS

Something that will benefit our entire city will now have to wait until 26/27. The amount of bairns that would’ve been able to profit from the facilities that’ll now have to wait because of the sunset arseholes is a fucking disgrace. Nae bather though get the McDonalds built 👍🏻

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Good to see yer dads taking the divorce well 🥴