HeliSlacker
@HeliSlacker
Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. Aerial FF, Marine, Salty Dad!
Math is honest
If you didn't cry while your dad was trying to teach you math at the dining room table, did you even really have a childhood?
He’s right!
Jay Leno criticizes modern late-night comedy for alienating half the audience with partisan politics trib.al/z1Zkblb
Ouch
STEVEN NGUYEN GETS THE WIN BY DOCTOR'S STOPPAGE AFTER SETTING A UFC RECORD SIX KNOCKDOWNS AT #UFCABUDHABI 💥
Can’t deny the time stamp
The first resources on scene of the Palisades Fire were LAFD Copters, followed by LAFD 69's, 23's, and 19's, 18 minutes in. It only takes 9 mins to get from 69's to the fire origin, so obviously ZERO resources were pre-positioned in the Palisades.
Paul Walker
if you could bring ONE celebrity back to life, who you picking?
HAHAHHAHAHA HOLY SHLIT @TheDemocrats just deleted the chart they posted after staffers realized that the data implicates them for inflation
HAHAHHAHAHA HOLY SHLIT @TheDemocrats just deleted the chart they posted after staffers realized that the data implicates them for inflation
Found out I have sinitis and rhinitis 🤷♂️ who would have thought. Every morning Is snot rocket fest to breathe again

Saturday Football Practice!!! With the boy, my kinda day. Nowhere I’d rather be
So none of it went to your wife’s charity instead of directly to fire victims as is being alleged? Also feel free to answer @spencerpratt directly instead of trying to shitpost all day. Or you know - give a press conference.
We’ll say it again … FireAid isn’t a state organization, and we played no role in this independent charity. But since you brought it up, Meghan— LA Times: "Six months after the fires, The Times individually contacted over a hundred organizations that received FireAid funds,…
Hey @grok - Who was the most famous person to visit my profile? Doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.
I locate criminals in minutes, Vote McGregor!