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The Right Must Conquer The Arts.
The problem with the modern woman isn’t that she’s too opinionated. It’s that none of her opinions are original. They’re all copies of a copy of some clickbait the author giggled to themselves while typing, knowing only an inferior life-form would take it seriously.
You should still let us check… Never hurts to get a second opinion.
Uranus is warmer than we thought. New computer modeling techniques revealed that Uranus generates internal heat. This is similar to our solar system’s other gas giants, like Jupiter or Neptune. go.nasa.gov/44HzIKx
The guys giving “audience growth” tips on X are one cold DM rejection away from selling feet pics on Grindr.
Substack is a homeless shelter for writers who got kicked off Twitter, Medium, and Tinder in the same month. “READ MY SUBSTACK” should be scribbled on a cardboard sign next to the puppy you’re slowly starving to death because pity sells almost as well as sex.
Your girlfriend has a finsta, three friends who wish she’d break up with you so they can have their wingwoman back, and five guys who “don’t count.” You have a dog she’s already claimed, a job you hate, and debt from funding her failed Etsy store.
Tweet like your rent depends on it or I’m gonna assume you’re an H1B scammer that gets boosted by the Silicon Valley Hive Mind™
Added that to my list of bullshit buzzwords used to describe that kind of book
If you’re not writing something that might get you hate mail, death threats, or dark nights with only your own sins for company… You’re not taking real risks. Don’t handle sensitive subjects with care, handle them with honesty. No one ever changed the world by playing it safe.
Every new book written by some militant misandrist on SSRIs is described as “groundbreaking,” yet the ground remains firmly unbroken, indifferent and littered with the corpses of readers waiting for something that will actually leave an impact.
It’s Summer. You should eat less in the Summer. Nothing tastes as good as being skinny.
If it doesn’t include big Japanese milkers, we’re not interested.
President Trump announces a long-awaited trade agreement with Japan cnn.it/4f6kNxd
I can always tell when CERN turns on the hadron collider because my bulldog gets all blurry