𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜
@ItsAllOneThing_
and the 2nd book is done, thank God | All Dogs Go To Heaven Except Pit Bulls - http://amazon.com/dp/B0D9M5YV26
Mine has surged in popularity again after a century of not
Hey sometimes you have to resolve yourself to a deathmatch with the fire escape cocaine goblins on the other side of the window and it just is what it is
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Hideo Kojima was like "fuck it, Harrison Ford meets Sting"
I can't even find the normal spelling of my real name. Let alone the way my parents decided to spell it.
Bonis points if you had a normal name with a retarded spelling
Basil is owed all the flowers and apologies in the world. Me? Not so much. Not yet, at least. When my work is done and I stop waking up screaming, then maybe. Maybe Not many people out there who can afford to not capitalize on decline l x.com/ItsAllOneThing…
Just be honest and never compromise. Things will reveal themselves to you one way or another I'm not the smartest guy in the room, but I'm pretty good at paying attention and I know I'm good at expressing myself. You'd be surprised how many bridges that has burnt
Because I've never made myself out to be anything but a luchador in sweatpants and a hawaiian shirt - I am more or less exempt from what lies await on the horizon I wish Basil was here to see it all fall apart. He was punished for being right, but what goes around dies around
When I say or write "the era of playing pretend is over" it doesn't just mean for take sellers or Notable Figures™ But for everybody. No more whimsy, memes weaponized out the gate, post-irony and nihilism lets people justify their not-sure-if-performative disdain for sincerity
There's a luchador driving down Roosavelt Avenue playing the overture to Monty Python and the Holy Grail out of an olive green 85 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme with fuzzy dice on the rearview mirror Some are startled, some admire the inspiring music and a lucky few are reignited
Special shoutout to all the kids who could never find their name at the souvenir shop
Between them and left-lane hogs, the inescapable conclusion is that a plurality of our citizens are completely unaware of their surroundings, and/or self-centered to a such a degree that I am unable to model their minds. Thus I must presume that said minds do not exist.
Okay, there's an entire page dedicated to this game. And I think the missing square here is Robert Shaw. not Connery weirdretro.org.uk/shadow-of-the-…
BRO TALK ABOUT IT. Mfs can be others to single file it when they see someone walking towards them. Fucking walking like "good luck everybody else" goddamnmit
Man, I somehow missed this one back in the day. This is clearly Melanie Griffith.
Hahahaha Total anachronistic-ness! "Deliver me from Oliver Plow Works"
Is this guy wearing a 1950's suit (in what appears to be 1885) Paul Sorvino or Otho from Beetlejuice?