Grifter Spawn
@GrifterSpawn
NFT orphans | JPEG terrorists | Children of the Chain | Shit posting | Spawn DAO NFT FCUK CLUB https://opensea.io/collection/grifter-spawn/overview
Launching a vertically-integrated digital asset fund 🎯Target: Ξ3 (-ish) Vehicle: Grifter Spawn, a limited, CC0-native drop engineered to bootstrap collector alignment. 👛Minimum allocation: Ξ0.005 (~$20). Serious LPs and strategic operators only. All transactions on @Shape_L2…
co-sign: airdropping base knockoffs into random wallets is the on-chain equivalent of crop-dusting a funeral,no one’s sticking around for the retail tour after that stench...
not sure who needs to hear this but. minting knockoffs on base then dumping them into wallets and clogging up collection feeds like a malnourished turd is almost certainly not how we are going to onboard retail. and is actually the moral equivalent to ripping ass at a funeral.
If the JPEG on the left doesn’t instantly give you spiritual goosebumps compared to the one on the right, please close your browser, reboot your soul, and consult an optometrist-memeologist immediately.
gm shape, welcome to the first @XCOPYART CC0 heist on @Shape_L2, the second heist later this year will be even bigger👇🙃
Grifter Spawn Mint is now live. Top 666 from the @Shape_L2 Stack were taken minutes ago. You've got about 4 days. 0.005 ETH opensea.io/collection/gri…
Creator royalties & community Translation: a pyramid where you pray the next buyer loves your cartoon monkey more than they love paying rent. Spawning on @Shape_L2 whether you like us or not. opensea.io/collection/gri…
Digital ownership & provenance Translation: bragging rights that vanish the moment Twitter suspends your account and nobody can see your PFP.
Non‑fungible token on a public ledger Translation: a forever‑receipt proving you shelled out real ETH for a JPEG everyone else right‑clicked for free.
Roadmap? We prefer Road‑maybe. Something will happen – just not the tidy, color‑coded, VC‑friendly kind of “something.” Not for flippers – if you’re here to insta‑dump, the only “milestone” you’ll hit is that 0.001 WETH refund button. More XCOPY CC0 energy coming to SHAPE ,…
GM to the 666 who's gonna make it... Spawning soon on @Shape_L2 via @opensea opensea.io/collection/gri…
4 Days left before the Top 666 on the @Shape_L2 Stack Leader board can adopt themselves one of the Grifter Spawn via @opensea. opensea.io/collection/gri…
Grifter Spawn no. 88, born mid-rug, cried salty tears, never looked back. Still holding exposure, still smiling through the decay. Minting soon on @Shape_L2 via @opensea. opensea.io/collection/gri…
GRIFTER SPAWN crashes into Shape Network in exactly 6 days, 6 hours & 6 minute, only on @Shape_L2. A delirious remix of @XCOPYART, dredged from the depths of our beautifully messed‑up inner child. Buckle up. Top 250 on the Shape Stack leaderboard gets first dips.…