die with the most likes
@toadswiback
create nothing. consume everything. legalize beef. the lips and holes of a generation. non-award winning fuckable energy drink.
my goal isn’t the louvre or the fuckin tate or any museum. it’s to be printed on gas station sex pills. or on a billboard next to a personal injury attorney. or to be sold next to fuckable plush snuggies on QVC. my goal is to be the asphalt we walk on.
woah cool my illustration of the tokenomics behind the pump coin were officially accurate and adopted as canon.
normalize pfps as the in memoriam picture at funerals.
meat will outperform eth this cycle in $ terms bc eth bag holders will flex in meat, it’s an internet status game. the whole world economy outside of gooning and fleshlight production is a giant status game, why would the meat society be any different.
fucking read things.
“We applied Xanax sunscreen and drank gin until we were cool enough to walk” The beginnings of @toadswiback illustrated poetry book & using my Marfa meat stick book mark to keep track of crevice chaos. So far, I fckn love this book 🥩
we are so fucking back. they’re calling me the new snake plissken.
physicals just fucking hit different sometimes.
Dying of Natural Causes in a Wood Grain Convertable PT Cruiser as the World Ends
great news! my ronaldo collab has also been collected for 1.85 million dollars. we are so fucking back.
some day i’m setting this up in real life at a dz discovery zone buried in the basement of the gary indiana moma and forcing attendees to move around colorful stones in order to save my art from being thrown into fire that looks vaguely like howie long from firestorm.
horrifically fucking back in ways that we won’t quite comprehend until flowers are meat and flies are trophies. and souvenirs are loose cigarettes. and the land of lean beef is all that’s left.
11 meat flowers and 1 cigarette.
the university of phoenix alphonso knudsen methodology of “every floor is a ceiling and every ceiling is a grail” is reaching mass adoption. we are so fucking early. or back. or creating fully fuckable historical artifacts that pre-date and post-date grails themselves.
