Greg Poehler
@GregPoehler
Slightly more popular on Instagram.
The key to happiness is to find something that you love to do. And then do that once you get home from your boring, but high-paying, job.
would hate to be a winged creature flying into this room
Thanks for the music, Ozzy Osbourne - Rest easy
If I pull this off, shame tweeting could be the new diet trend.
Day 2 tweeting fatass @GregPoehler and calling him fat! #Motivation #GoGregGo
I’m glad someone was paying attention
@GregPoehler hates when people tag @GregPoehler , but @GregPoehler deserves credit for the great joke @GregPoehler made on the @kirkminshow today about getting hot in there when referencing a Nelly concert. Great job @GregPoehler , great job.
I thought this pic of the Swedish women’s soccer team was one of those photos where someone photoshops the same person on every seat on an airplane.

Just rewatched the original Jurassic Park w my daughter. All that stuff that Goldblum was spewing (“life finding a way”) never actually came into play. Instead, a man (Newman) just got greedy. If it weren’t for him, there’d be Jurassic Parks in every city. Fuck Newman. Happy 4th.
START OF A DYNASTY
Great weekend @WallyHSInvALS North! Well run, great facility! Thank you.
“The Poehler Express is here!!!!!!!” @CamaraJoshua @kirkminshow @GregPoehler
What's the most iconic broadcasting call of all time? The Barstool Office makes their picks
Listened to the latest @WAYLpod (“Top 19 stand-up comedians alive”). Spoiler alert: not only are Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin not #1, they’re nowhere NEAR the top. And some of the comedians ranked above them will make you want to stick a fork in your eye. Still, a good listen.