William Stanley
@W_P_S1108
other things you could do: - memorize all 90s rap lyrics - name every fish at the aquarium - knit a scarf so big that it covers your whole torso and has sleeves and hold on that's just a sweater - learn how to solve a rubik's cube - give up on solving a rubik's cube - win $100k
If you gave up your smartphone for a year, you would have time to make love about 16,000 times nyti.ms/2F16zhP
NEW SONG!....it's rare I write songs these days but this is something I needed to get off my chest.....to see full video follow me on IG @patstay_902 LINK IN BIO
I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!
worst part about trying to eat less is that i like to eat a lot. shit b mad annoying.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT 🎶
NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, TOTAL EXONERATION. DEMOCRAT WITCH HUNT!
One rule I’ll always live by. One trip max to bring in groceries
This is the only hype you need for Game of Thrones tonight. Heads will roll. @FrancisCEllis
ATTN EVERYONE 21+: I have a very important announcement. For every birdie that happens today at #TheMasters, @NaturalLight will give someone FREE BEER FOR A YEAR. RT this tweet to enter for a chance to win FREE BEER. Let’s. Goooo. #BirdieLight #Sweepstakes #Naturdays
About to turn the Xbox on and hop on some Master Chief Collection. I’m back on Halo 3 like I never left.
hello, i’m your smartphone. you may know me from my greatest hits such as: “unexpected front-facing camera,” “improperly used emojis from your parents,” “passcode error,” and, of course “no new notifications.”
we really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really need to get rid of this $100k
So, when do the @Colts get the 0-1 T-shirts made?
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Roughly 12 hours left to enter into this HUGE giveaway!
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day 1 vs. day 365 of not having a smartphone
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like if you actually think we’re funny, rt if you just want the money