Grassophilia
@Grassophile
Lawncare Jihadist. Worldwide HOA. Nuerodivergent.
False choice. We need a worldwide HOA spanning pole to pole. Backfill the oceans. Level the mountains. All must be manicured and properly mowed. Trees trimmed. Beds mulched. Nothing less will do.
Quite possibly the most evil video ever uploaded. This is Oakland levels of lawn abuse. This property is distressed and should be forfeited to the state.
Working in the yard when I got ridiculously hot. Checked the temp saw 80⁰ and thought that can't be right. Grabbed the lazer thermometer and.... My yard is throwing off some serious freaking heat! 🥵
Just another day on X where some woman shows more possessiveness over a picture than her own vagina.
YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
Just cover the entire Earth in this and execute anyone who can't mow properly. All the planet's problems are solved within two years, max. What's the hold up? WORLDWIDE HOA NOW.
Death to the Cockroach Occupied Government. You will never stop me, BULLS ON PARADE
To prevent invasion borders must be TOTALLY closed. The Salvadorian or Eritrean may fit through the tiniest crack.
Uniformity is strength. Similarity is Power. HAIL OUR PEOPLE. HAIL GRASS.
Cockroaches, Termites, Mexicans, Somalians, Dandelions, Pakistanis. None are welcome here. Life is too THICK. Only a THICK LAWN prevents invasion. GRASS FIRST
This is good shit. You see that? The beacon of a RESPONSIBLE homeowner. Not some 30 year mortgage SLUMLORD who rents their property to dandelions and Guatemalans. Go Brent Go!!
Lower trim is on and I finally stained the outside cedar beam landscape border. Unfortunately, my wood filler is not taking stain so now that's a whole thing I need to deal with. Always something.
What mysteries lie beneath? Who is brave enough to venture forth?
Allium
Ozzy Osbourne, famous for biting the heads off of random mammals and smuggling MSNBC libtard talking points through his fake rebellious 3-chord boomer garbage "music," was a known lawn scalper and turf ignorer. Here is his house in Buckinghamshire. Rest in piss you monster.
One of the most wretched berms I have ever seen. The residents of "Cliff Road" should be hurled off a precipice. JD Vance should avoid this dump at all costs.
What awaits @JDVance on Cliff Road:
I envision a single global cul-de-sac consisting of nothing but this. A worldwide population of 1 million responsible homeowners. The remaining Helot biomass will toil in the slaughterhouses and mulch mines.
Approaching 600 followers! I am honored and enthused about the overwhelming momentum for the WORLDWIDE HOA. You want a low crime high-trust society? Make lawncare a DUTY for all citizens and REMOVE THE WEEDS.
If the current levels of Indian immigration are not halted and the process reversed, these will be toilets. Eating outside is the gateway drug to SHITTING outside. Don't do it!
I hope to post more soon. A very busy week in my industry. Looking forward to a nice mow tomorrow.