Governor Hat
@GovernorHat
Frequently silly, sometimes serious (but mostly just having fun).
FYI: not only is this token down 99.9999%+, but its creator, Aaron Bumgarner, is facing 7 felony criminal fraud counts in Powhatan County VA. Nice new alt account Aaron! 😘
Oh look at that. Why so silent man child?
If you are making this about looks and hating on women, you’ve missed the plot and are a real douche bag. The lesson in all of this is that: 1) it is a gross to publicly share intimate details about a person without their consent; 2) it is especially gross to do it in the…
The correct use of the Tea app hack isn't doxxing ugly users. It's scrutinizing the faces of the PRETTIEST users for consistent visual tells of unpleasant character, so you can avoid such women in the future. What common elements do you notice in these faces?
🚨BREAKING🚨: People sharing personal details of third parties on the internet are horrified to learn that their personal details have been leaked to the internet.
TLDR the Tea app stores everyone's photo and ID enuncrypted in a public firebase storage bucket. Hahahahahah. Was this vibe coded?
I assume @TheAKGuy’s next #GunMemeReview will have some spicy Sig content.
Got word that apparently anyone who posts the memorandum on Sig's reddit is getting instantly banned.
Did someone fat finger a Bitcoin order? That is a 1 minute chart. Look at that wick/volume.
My favorite thing about the Hunter Biden interview is the dork that they had interview him. I mean, look at this outfit. LOOK AT IT!
Hear me out: AI in your phone that screens all calls and text messages from numbers not in your contact list. If it determines that the call/message is spam, it initiates a process to waste their time.
Hey @grok List my top 25 mutual followers on X, ranked by how based they are.
Say what you want about AI goonbots leading to demographic collapse and the moral degradation of civilization . . . but, you’ll never see this on a jumbotron at a Coldplay concert.
Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.
In light of @elmo’s recent racist outbursts, @sesamestreet is taking a page from the @grok PR playbook and releasing a set of AI companions.
For about 5 years, I owned a pet alligator that I caught as a baby and smuggled across state lines. He was eventually smuggled back and released into the swamp from whence he came.
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