Goomba Ganja
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Stoolie -VIVA- ☘️Celts, Pats, Red Sox, Bruins, Cannons Insta: GoombaGanja Guarantee a sub 4 minute Yak Gauntlet
I got a nice Pinot Noir just for this occasion. 🍷🍷
THURSDAY NIGHT 🕯️
It’s been a little over a year since @BarstoolTate got hired full time. From blogs to @StoolAfterDark to now becoming the wing king of @barstoolsports. 🚀🚀🚀
“It’s not about the chicken wings you eat, it’s about the friends you make along the way” My heart (and stomach) is full tonight thanks to Big Sauce in Chicago ❤️
Is this really @Philly_Mays fault for quitting and bringing Black Sox Dave in? 🤷🏻♂️
Hearing rumors that tonight was a 99 / 98.5 / 9 Challenge Say it ain’t so?
Oh no @barstoolWSD This is 49.5 nuggets all over again @StoolAfterDark @BarstoolTate
Pure disgust. Joey Chestnut didn’t become the GOAT by puking
My man @TBob53 is in his own world right now, far away from everybody and everything at this challenge.
Fuck you @JohnathonSands. You best take care of my sweet prince Marcus.
BREAKING: Marcus Smart has agreed to a contract buyout with the Washington Wizards and intends to sign a two-year, $11 million deal with the Los Angeles Lakers after clearing waivers, sources tell ESPN. A return to a grand stage for the 2022 NBA Defensive Player of the Year.
Wake Up Mintzy going to FS1 confirmed. @StoolMintzy @VivaLaStool @barstoolunnamed
Dave explains the Fox Sports partnership
The Pirate Ship gets bigger and bigger. 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
Emergency Press Conference - Barstool Sports is Proud to announce a new wide ranging partnership with Fox Sports. This is the 1st time in our illustrious and notorious history that we’ve got a Tv partner we believe in and believes in us. I can’t wait to see what we create…
This trial is absolutely bananas. @BarstoolYak could get a whole lot of miles out of this tomorrow.
Stoolies are real Patriots. 🫡
I love the Stoolies so much. I just hopped into this Spaces and instantly heard 100+ people singing the National Anthem getting ready to determine who is the perpetrator that cancelled Jeff Nadu's flight. What a world
A lot of people will see this and say there’s nothing that could warrant this kind of response. But what they don’t realize is that a guy took a commercial flight from Chicago to LA. Feel differently now? Thought so.
Put this in the Barstool Internet Hall of Fame
Road Clams is the Russian Roulette of eating. Risky Business
BREAKING NEWS‼️ New allegations of taking road clams at Rydercon have been raised against @Antwan9000
This call from Twan on @MookCantSleep … got me torn up. We need peace times.
Tune in to @MookCantSleep @stoolpresidente I’m calling in now.
Same thing as @DerikChat, we ryde with Big Twan (@Antwan9000). Fuck the haters.
I will not stand for this slander.
My wife is 10% of the way to funding improvements for her classroom. She works extremely hard to provide the best experience for her students. Please consider donating. @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat @stoolpresidente donorschoose.org/project/lifejo…
Some nights yo gotta cruise in the car and jam Linkin Park and put those speakers to the test while you scream/sing at the top of your lungs. Hybrid Theory one of the best albums ever.