GluteActivator
@Glute_Activator
Formerly retired Internet commenter. Jordan Spieth defender. Jason Day truther. Probably golf tweets. Thinking about football tweets.
Foreigner attempts to MURDER protected wildlife. cc: @FoxNews
Best seat in the house to watch Rory McIlroy's skip shot on No. 16. #themasters
Just randomly thought of The Buck Club. RIP In Peace
My @tgrdesignbytw team and I made a special visit to Marcella Club in Park City, Utah to witness the incredible progress we're making. We walked the site, saw the new sod which is already installed on several holes, and directed final shaping on the holes still under…
If “shouting on speakerphone while in a car at Caves Valley” can’t get you on this esteemed list, I’m not sure what can.
Introducing TIME's list of the best podcasts of all time: 100 podcasts that shaped the genre and pushed it forward ti.me/451XhfW
Gonna hit the Riddler with the uno reverse card until I’m allowed in the gates
It’s fine. Didn’t want to go anyway.
On one hand, Scottie is awesome to watch play golf. On the other, his perspective on winning (while healthy for him) sort of bums me out. It’s 100x more fun to root for someone who will obviously live and die on the outcome of this ridiculous sport.
I’ve seen Bennett Scheffler more than I’ve seen a lot of my own close family members this year
All those wins and money and still get that hairline. At least he can’t have everything.
Wait, is NBC really suggesting the USGA had a role in the Wyndham situation?
If Bryson said the same quotes as Scottie yesterday, would we be roasting him?
This 180 was faster than removing his name from the mule letter
Upon further review This was a little over the top. I’m sorry. This is not a proper way to grow the game….. Everyone is welcome….even traditional golf media I was emotional Sorry 😞
Current theory in the Horvat story is Phil, noted strategic mastermind and 47 steps ahead chess player, is the one who convinced him to not play if he can’t post it on YouTube.
My culture is not your costume.
Unfortunately I will not be playing in a PGA Tour event. The rules and regulations around PGA Tour tournament play will not allow us to film. The only reason I was in the position to receive an invitation like this is because of YouTube and you all watching the videos, so if I’m…
MILWAUKEE Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear Joel and Geno?” Host: “No.” Me: “Done. Broken up.” Thought he would cry.
Me asking the dog why there is poop on the deck when he had an entire yard to go in
Scottie Scheffler absolutely baffled by his birdie putt on 13. 🤣
Grace Kim on this hole makes the Spieth coaster look like a merry go round
He’s got the damn iPhone notch hairline. USA by a billion.
Rory McIlroy shares the story behind his new haircut with @Amanda_Balionis 😂
Ryan Poles once told me that I was better than their current QB 3 at the time, but he wasn’t going to sign me because he didn’t feel like cutting him and mixing up the QB room.
Ryan Poles once told me that I was better than their current QB 3 at the time, but he wasn’t going to sign me because he didn’t feel like cutting him and mixing up the QB room.