ANTIFAldo
@ANTIFAldo
Golf. Arkansas football nihilism. Cutco knives.
he’s the S&P 500. stop wagering on Tommy Fleetwood meme stocks and start putting your money in a vetted fund with consistent returns.
Stripping all context regarding gambling, it’s very funny that people were paid out 5-to-1 for betting on Scottie Scheffler to win this week
this is English Harris English
Ozzy Osbourne was arrested by Memphis cops in May 1984 and charged with public intoxication.
it’s all kayfabe baby, I’m ready to hear Judy MacLeod talk about the CUSA’s out-of-conference strength of schedule
I understand conference commissioners showcasing deep loyalty to their teams. That's their business, and it's their job to defend it. But I also think they completely underestimate the optics and intelligence of many college football fans along the way.
getting word that Vegas took “Shooter McGavin to LIV -350” off the board
Let's hear your predictions for plot lines in Happy Gilmore 2! ⬇️👀
the artificial hair is more Tiger-adjacent than anything he did on the course this week
Wait... did they photoshop Scottie's hairline? 👀
“I don’t fall outta tree stands, they break” is the new redneck anthem. Glad Big Ben is ok.
This is what a severe concussion looks like and sounds like!🤦♂️ (I still don’t remember anything) Apparently I fell out of a deer stand 25 feet up yesterday morning….I’m fine and appreciate everyone checking on me. Very lucky….concussion and 2 cracked vertebra’s….I’ll be back…
now that the Open Championship has finally concluded, the people can get what they really want: tweets about how Bobby Petrino is Mephistopheles and that throwing the ball twice after an 8-yard run on 1st down is grounds for a FOIA request into your personal finances
for the record, the Claret Jug engraver is probably already on his flight home
I believe that having the notes for your victory speech in your back pocket is the definition of “acting like you’ve been there before”
Imagine how jarring it's going to be to go to Minneapolis, Minnesota for a golf tournament next week.
It would be so sick if they give Rory the PGA Tour Player of the Year on the basis of a Players and FedEx Cup win
I’ve seen Bennett Scheffler more than I’ve seen a lot of my own close family members this year
Masters ‘22: 3-shot 54-hole lead, 3-shot win Masters ‘24: 1-shot 54-hole lead, 4-shot win PGA ‘25: 3-shot 54-hole 5-shot win Open ‘25: 4-shot 54-hole lead, 4-shot win Just devastating when he’s in the driver’s seat.
It is ironic that the guy who loves hitting 40-foot-apex drives is named “Got ‘er Up”
Wyndham Clark is going to write the lockers at Royal Portrush a nice thank you note and ask if they want to get lunch next week
Does Gotterup not fasten his glove on every shot? Nickname suggestion… Antonio cromartie
if you removed Scottie, this tournament and this website would be FERAL
