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i met levar burton once and he gave me a hug.
I’ve been #influenced into watching Sex and the City for the first time and the most time capsule-y part of the pilot episode is everybody smoking indoors
Shout out to all the people who read romance books without spicy. Not me though what chapter they fucking in.
keith david, denzel, antonio banderas
who above the age of 60 do yall think got good dick AND you would be willing to find out
i’m sorry but Sue Storm being like a month postpartum and having to contend with the risk of sacrificing her rainbow baby to save earth….she needed a gun
that man is a virulent misogynist and built his platform on it. any time i see his content he’s using “accountability” to express how he feels abt women, but (collective) we love when women get put in their place so he got passes for it. why would yall not think he’s racist.
Joey Swole saying “Colored Athletes” in 2025 says a lot about him…
this is the same guy who threw a fit over one of those fashion houses paying him dust as an ambassador or whatever even though he spends like 60k per year there.
Black and Bougie, baby
there is a white man on the clock app doing a jamaican princess diana impression and i have no one to talk to about this
Anyway, we should block a lot of these blue check accounts bc they're posting AI and we are not equipped to identify it.
I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak
no no no…god granted YOU the serenity to accept the things you cannot change…god granted ME the swag (OCD) to change all things if i do Enough Rituals…
i disliked gal gadot and sydney sweeney before they even technically did anything wrong. my gut instinct about a person is never off which means jermaine cole needs to count his fucking days and whenever yall decide to hate him en masse just remember i was already here
my husbands grandpa refuses to go on a low sodium diet, and only stopped smoking after 75 years because he’s on oxygen. he’s 87 so honestly I’m on his side.
My MIL needs to start a low sodium diet. She is a salt lover. When my wife & daughter keep talking to her about the diet, i can see it in her eyes that she is thinking, “i might have to see yall over on the other side”😭
People ain’t cooking turkey necks no more and that’s why we’re in a literary crisis
after further research im fucking irritated. fuck grok bitch.
wait what yall mean grok killing folks? explain pls.
i’m gonna start destigmatizing eating land bugs. i feel like if imma go up for crawfish and crab legs i have to be willing to throw scorpions and rhinoceros beetles in the boil pot too
i have no one to talk to about this
Once again A PUBLIC STATEMENT DESERVES A PUBLIC RESPONSE. You bitches are so weird... let’s tell the people why I really ghost you. All you do is beg me for money and drain my energy like I'm supposed to be your crutch. YOU CREATED YOUR BED NOW LAY IN IT. @eurekaohara To be…
closest i’ll ever get to having empathy for a cop because the reaction when they saw the bodies shook me
So the woman that got pulled over and they found her niece and nephew dead in her trunk… they said that the aunt beat them to death and just kept the bodies for over a year… the mom never reported the kids missing? Like she wasn’t concerned her kids just disappeared..?
all she did in houston was almost die in front of my eyeballs🥸atl night 3 got Jay BUT id like to point out for the record i got the atl tickets when it was the last date because i had that experience stolen during RWT. NO was supposed to be the last show but she moved KC!
I think after tonight’s show, people are now gonna be fighting for tickets in Atlanta, Paris, or whatever city the last show is at for Act III Which is funny because Beyonce isn’t predictable at all 😭😭