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@Frediculous
i barely know whats happening on this app anymore
Be mad at politics. Laugh at politics. Whatever. But the government was never coming to save you regardless. Make a plan if u dont have one. Take some action if you havent already, to look out for yourself, your loved ones, & your community bc its about to get real cold outside
Maybe its tomato/tomahto to you but I prefer to call my BM my wife. i dont want anyone with kids or not😭
Hmmm 3 kids but u don’t want anybody with kids already ? I hope you and that bm are locked IN !?
Traveling has turned are baby into an anti schedule monster😭. Her at dinner time: ITS NOT DINNER. Her at bath time: ITS NOT BATH TIME. Her at bedtime: ITS NOT BEDTIME Every time i ask her what time is it then, she says “Frozen time”
Im married and dont expect any woman to date me, whether they work in HR or otherwise😭. This tweet was twote from a the perspective of my former childless self
Let me get this straight, as a man with children you wouldn’t date a woman with children but would expect a woman without children to date you? How does that work?
Black elites enjoying something made by another black elite. A Black elite FUBU of sorts if you will
Them singing Not Like Us on a yacht with Jeff Bezos is such a perfect depiction of the Black elite
From my experience, the people who most commonly have ever even taken formal intelligence quotient testing and actually know their IQs, also had IEPs
Normalize dating within your IQ level to avoid explainin' obvious things.
I dont think they have to be, all i know is that “do you want me to tell your dad” would have me and my sister begging our mom to keep whatever it was in her knowledge possession. Dad was the level we did want it taken to
Should fathers be the final authority in the home?
The uncoachables always think any rules or boundaries are control & abuse
Reading the comments and was like when did authority = abuse. Then I remembered where I was at lol
Celebrating myself is no big deal to me. I honestly only really cared about participating in graduation for my parents. I woulda be fine just getting a degree at some kinda diploma drive thru and went on with my day
Men ONLY: Honestly, why are y’all perfectly okay with doing NOTHING on your birthday?
The algorithm hates me bc only do my personal trauma triggering tweets gain traction
@Frediculous almost every time one of your tweets go viral it's always several people don't reading what you wrote 😂😂😂
No Cobralanthropy for the good of the world?!? Damn
The worst thing about becoming rich (500M+) is that there’s nothing to buy. You invest to increase your money, but that’s not buying things. 20 cars, 10 houses, yacht, jet, 15 diamond watches. Done. Then you’re left with PILES OF MONEY and nothing at all to buy besides steak.
Wait, have people never heard of Bluesky? It doesnt have a algorithm in the traditional sense of how theyre used everywhere else. The funny thing about it tho, is that i found that app less engaging bc of the lack of a normal algorithm
I feel like there's a huge opportunity for a "no algorithm" social media platform
Congress ending session early so they dont have to worry about any legislation that could force the release of the documents is so funny to me because u know its based a call directly from the WH. Mike Johnson is one of the most powerful lapdogs on earth
BREAKING: DOJ has told Donald Trump his name is in the Epstein files, per WSJ
WSJ emptying the clip on DJT. The Country Club GOP is done with DJT Crazy times
BREAKING: DOJ has told Donald Trump his name is in the Epstein files, per WSJ
When i used to bootleg everyone’s music, i used to justify bootlegging the artists i loved by saying, “its fine, i’ll give them money at the concert and buy some merch.” But at $1k for tix, i would have just been fine with the stealing and nothing else because
we need to talk about the price of concert tickets because $1000 for two people to see an artist just isn’t sustainable lol