Gwendolyn
@GLB_88
Arsenal, new shoes, boobs, Ibiza! I don’t like people so don’t talk to me. 😎
I vote we all go on a booze, drugs and sex bender to cope with today! Who’s with me????? 😉😘😘😘
Halfway through mopping I always just want to stop, so the last half is never done properly 🥹🤣
Women are gorgeous. Men should feel privileged to be in our presence. Seriously how often do you walk down the street and think that's a beautiful man? Once in a blood moon during Leap Year. I see stunning or well put together women every day. Women bring light to the world.
Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday
So dreamy! As it’s Monday, feel free to comment with your most handsome man ever! 🥰🥳
Two weird takes I seen on here, one complaining people were singing at the oasis concert, another saying men wearing football shirts to matches is like fancy dress. There’s a lot of Arseholes in the world lads!!
Just blocked someone for saying shrimp and prawns are the same thing, buffoon!
Ages ago I said I’ve never watched a Bond film, well now is the time to give it a whirl!
Trying to Shazam a house tune playing at my neighbours bbq, they must see a phone hovering over the fence! 🤣
I had to pick up my dog at the pet school because he got into trouble and was suspended for 3 days, and this is his face on the way home all relaxed
Totally fine to sit in the house and do nothing all weekend, I love it but we shouldn’t be so physically and mentally drained from life that we want to do that. Adulting is a soul crushing piss take!
If this demonstration of pot banging for Palestine doesn't send shockwaves through Israel, nothing will.
Googled how to overthrow a government and WikiHow tells you 4 ways to start a revolution! 😂😂😂