freelancegoon

Um hello, head of the Beast Mode department?? Uhhh yeah, You’re gunna wanna see this

Starting each morning with the 3 Chinese non negotiables: - smoke a cigarette -gamble -slaughter an animal

eating fast food alone in your car and not telling your family or getting them anything gotta be one of the top 5 best feelings ever

It’s always sunny in Schenectady #ThroughMyEyes #JustAkidFromNY

my wife’s hands look like this, so my fridge can look like this

I don't need no arms around me And I don't need no drugs to calm me I have seen the writing on the wall Don't think I need anything at all No, don't think I'll need anything at all All in all it was all just bricks in the wall All in all you were all just bricks in the wall

I’m Greiving about this in a deeper, more meaningful and leftist way than anyone else is

A lot of people only see me as an expert Draft evaluator and a New York State folkstyle wrestling legend, but I’m really so much more than that. I’m a father, I’m a lover, I’m a dreamer….

This is a top contender

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