Adrizzle 🇵🇸
@36_chambuhz
🛰 Everything here is performance art 🛰 Relationship advice blog 🛰 All men are brothers 🛰️ I find myself in
You need to be wuxiamaxing. You need to learn carnival tricks and use them to kill people. You need rivals with weird facial features
$60 million hits your account today…. But the catch is everybody thinks you inherited it and nobody respects your grind or hustle now. You still keeping it?
I had a dream last night that was hard to pin down, hard to describe. Boy you should've seen it. Funny and topical, too
I went to the Small Things Park and you’ll never guess what I saw



Brutalist seesaw just offscreen that’s an I-beam balanced on a cylindrical concrete fulcrum
Concrete playground. Tychy city. Poland. 1970s. Photo by Troy Litten via @SocModernism
Don’t call yourself a tea drinker and let me come over and offer me a dingy Trader Joe’s jasmine green tea bag. Pathetic. Where the fuck is your Bada Shan Menghai 2009 Shou Puerh aged black fermented tea cake harvested from the Zhejiang province
I believe in aroma self-harm. We burning on that Obama incense tonight
Who else here fw aromatherapy
Images I’ve saved recently. If you can’t hang, you are dismissed…




Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos
Passing the two words “Moby Dick” through every language google translate offers:

The tortoise and the hare might be the fable best suited to warning children about textual bias
…what? Man he’s not an alcoholic. Yeah I know he drinks a lot but he pees it all out before most of it’s absorbed
“It gets the people going” is a pretty serviceable definition of evocative
I tried practicing my magic tricks with my homunculus but he saw magic in everything and his feedback was useless now we’re playing tekken
Cookies and cream ice cream is an admission that the flavor doesn’t stand on its own merit. It’s ice cream, everything is and cream!
When you go to sea world there should be a 0.1% chance they’ll imprison you to do the tricks. No sea animals also, just former guests
“I just feel like I should be played at more funerals” —Frank Sinatra before recording My Way
This was my lock screen for a couple months but one day a friend of mine thought it was a cross and said he didn’t know I was religious