Freddy Quinne
@FreddyQuinne
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I’ve released a new comedy special. Did you know you could all let the whole world know about it with the retweet button? It’s mad how much power you have! Gallivanting OUT NOW: youtu.be/35GAcAmOCOA?si…
Pizza costing £25.99 👍🏽
tell a stupid story in 3 words
17 year old plays a pre-season game United fan accounts: “THIS IS A GENUINE SUPERSTAR IN THE MAKING”
Diego Leon vs Leeds. This is a genuine superstar fullback in the making
If United get rid of Sancho and Rashford this week, that’s £700k per week saved on wages. £36.4 million per year. Less than the instalments we’re paying for Cunha and Mbuemo.
Since when did anyone give the faintest of fucks about pre-season friendlies. People on here moaning about how ball progression in the middle third is poor under Amorim…go outside and kiss a girl, there’ll be plenty of time for United to let you down next season
Feel like this is a lose/lose deal for United Either Rashford rediscovers his form and we look stupid for selling him for £40m, or he flops and he ends up back at the club, another year older and harder than ever to get rid of
🚨 Barcelona advancing on deal to sign Marcus Rashford from Man Utd. Offer via intermediaries loan + buy option. #MUFC have agreed - not done but final stages. Flick approves 27yo England int’l; suits #FCBarcelona on football/financial level @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/60776…
Looks fake. Weird font and spacing, especially the SEA-DWELLER bit
An old man gave me a few old watches. This is was in the box. Not holding out much hope that it’s real. I’m told to check at a Jeweller but surely @FreddyQuinne can tell me?
4 installments = £16.25m per season. Now you know exactly why United took so long in negotiations... Those are quite simply brilliant payment terms for us. Cunha & Mbeumo cost this summer = £37.05m.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United reach agreement with Brentford to sign Bryan Mbeumo. Deal between clubs struck at £65m guaranteed + up to £6m add-ons. 4 instalments. 26yo forward only wanted #MUFC & move from #BrentfordFC now being finalised @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/64998…
That's one way to stay safe online New episode with @Daniel_Sloss
Just learned the term “industry plant”. Thank god there’s none of that in comedy 👀
It’s not really though, is it. You’re talking two players who got 49 G/A combined last season Now whether they’ll do that for United is anyone’s guess, but players with those numbers who are PL proven are always going to cost a premium
Mbeumo and Cunha for £132M is crazy.
Me after gall bladder surgery
Uranus is hotter and leakier than we realised trib.al/AkHmiQX
Unrivalled
Name me a UK rapper better than Kendrick Lamar. I’ll wait.
“My daughter got sent home from school for dressing like a Spice Girl can we have £900 please”
Watched Kevin Bridges do a run out of his new show tonight in Leeds. My god, what a comic. Never seen him live before and yet he somehow surpassed all expectations. Fucking incredible.
Liverpool winning the PL by ten points and signing Isak, Wirtz, Frimpong and Kerkez is an unreal statement of intent. They pull this off and the gap between them and everyone else has gotten even wider than it was at the end of last season.