Rex
@Fleggzilla
baseball and various other things. I'm not here to fuck spiders. now helping teachers apparently.
In 2 weeks, Texas has a tax-free weekend for school stuff. It will probably be the last one for me this year for #clearthelist, so if yall have stuff, I'll be looking August 8th. I'm looking for stickers, pencils, books, and dinosaur stuff (for obvious reasons)
At this rate I'll be the number 4 starter in August
The Astros have placed Brandon Walter on the injured list with left elbow inflammation, bringing their total players on the IL to a league-leading 18. Houston leads the AL West by five games.
Phillies debut the “Coldplay Kiss Cam”. Wait for it…
In the wave of new followers, I realized that some of them were "hot singles in my area." smh
I guess im now a baseball/ teacher support account. Hope none of yall are cardinals or dodgers fans.
Me checking Twitter after donating some supplies to a couple teachers.

Thank you, Coach Pop, for your brilliance on and off the court. We look forward to our next chapter together.
Hardest stage presence I’ve ever seen
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The dodge challenger is made in Canada
Can you think of a Canadian product that’s better than an American one? Honestly curious.
That's kinda fun
BREAKING: ICE just announced it is pausing the hotline where people can call to report undocumented immigrants because 90% of the calls are from people reporting Elon Musk.