Pristine Beans
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Low tolerance for idiocy. 🧀 1/3 of @LastCallLambeau 🍿 1/4 of @watchinstuffpod Contributor: @PackADayPodcast 🤘🏾Metalhead🤘🏾| Cheerful Nihilist
Merry Christmas to me. FINALLY achieved a lifetime goal of a full 3x bodyweight deadlift. Tis the season for a triple nickel 🤘🏾 555×1.
1) Sick AF throw 2) Hafley continuing to blitz Coop > > >
This is an absurd throw. Healthy Jordan Love is going to hit different
Ive been watching this Tea app discourse unfold and personally I understand the desire to warn other women about abusive and shitty men but we have to be real with ourselves when it comes to this. You never know if someone is merely scorned/has a bruised ego and is blowing up…
They out here drinking Tzatziki
The ultimate summer drink: Full fat yogurt, carbonated water, salt, mint, minced cucumber. TRUST ME
My coworker has been bragging about her husband’s potato salad and she brought some in to share - it has potatoes, tuna, eggs, and mayo. No seasonings. It’s like something you would give a Komodo dragon on its birthday.
Speed it up
BREAKING: 🚨 Harvard astrophysicists suggest Aliens may attack Earth in NOVEMBER OF 2025 after revealing object spotted in space could very well be a "HOSTILE alien spacecraft."
Skill issue
I have a good friend who’s an ultra smart data science guy. Masters in statistics, great job, 6’2”. Maybe a touch socially awkward but a good dude. Legit cannot find a gf. Years of frustration on dating apps. Feel for him. These types of guys used to clean up with women.
oh....nah
First trailer for a new ‘WAR OF THE WORLDS’ movie set entirely on a computer screen starring Ice Cube. Releasing July 30 on Prime Video.
Why would y’all upload your drivers license to an app created 45 minutes ago man 😭😭😭😭😭😭
God damn man did they ever not hang out together. Trump definitely made a mistake denying the extent of their friendship. They were undeniably inseparable
New Trump-Epstein photo just dropped, this one featuring James Brown. (via NYT)
Staggering look at how ugly movies have become here
⚠️SPOILER ALERT⚠️ Eminem’s cameo in “Happy Gilmore 2” 😂https://t.co/RSpj1JxDNC
Dudes rock
I went by myself to see 2001: A Space Odyssey at the Cinerama and as the movie started a houseless guy asked if he could sit near me and I said of course and he took out a full gallon of Carlo Rossi wine & offered me a paper cup and we drank the whole thing watching 2001 in 70mm
apparently the tea app stored pictures of everyone’s ID’s in a public database
He was a childhood hero. Kids grow up and learn more about their "hero." Some kids grow up, and some dont. Be a good human being. ✨️
Love that mindset
Finally got the chance to ask Rhyan about missing out on a $2M raise by 2 snaps: "My agent called and said I missed it by two. Supposedly [plays with] penalties don’t count. The two holding calls I got are two plays that could’ve gotten me there, so it just makes me be better."