Fella

To be fair he's never had a bad opinion. Oh wait.

Hang on? Lucy Bronze played with a fractured tibia? When I fractured mine I couldn't walk for 6 weeks!

Yes Chloe 👏🏼

“I’m so proud to be English” - Chloe Kelly I haven’t heard anyone on telly say that about England in so long. For all the sneering from some quarters, that’s just such a wonderful thing to hear. Much more of this please, in all kinds of arenas. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Congratulations to the Lionesses 👏🏼 That trophy though, looks like they've got it from Wayfair.

Chloe Kelly Sports Personality of the Year then.

And still........ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

FPL Store League is back, here we go! 25 prizes worth over £500. top 20 win +5 bonus prizes. to be eligible you must 1. follow @fplStore_ 2. share this post 3. reply with your team name before GW1. join fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-j… code 64lgx7 thefplstore.etsy.com

Think we might see more teams than we expect without either Salah or Haaland in GW1.

Interesting prediction by @grok on how AI thinks the final Premier League table will look.

Hey @grok, can you predict the 2025/26 Premier League table based on last season's data, each clubs transfer window and pre-season form so far. Could you also reply on the 15th August 2025 with another prediction and then reply on Sunday 24 May 2026 to compare your prediction…

Much rather go to Five Guys than have this bloke fingering my food.

People having been asking if I’d have another charity league this season! 😊 I do! However, it’s no longer about beating me as that meant if I have a good season I donated less 🤷‍♂️ Now, the more of you who do well, the more I’ll donate to @MindCharity ❤️ Code: 5s23tm

Was half decent at FPL for a few years. Looking forward to the challenge for the top 10k this season. *Despite all the changes.

💙 FPL for Mind is back for 2025/26 💙 As you may know I run a Mini League to help raise funds for @MindCharity To enter all you need to do is donate £5, send me a DM of your screenshot donation and I will send you the league code. Link to donate 👇🏼 justgiving.com/page/fplcharit……

Barack Obama must be a West Ham fan! Massive.

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

I'm so done. See you on the 15th August.

I am delighted to announce that I’m a shareholder in Formation Games, the company behind @clubgame_app 😆 I have been playing CLUB for 15 months now, and am very proud to take on a more active role in the game! Give it a download here 👇🏼 #CLUBGAME 🔗 clubga.me/UfSc/raptor

FPL now requires ZERO strategy 😡 However, I will be using my FPL branded notepad to begin planning my team three weeks in advance.