CannibusLecter
@FMLsweetly
"on the one hand, i’m a depressive misanthropic hateful hypocritical piece of shit" he/him/that asshole
people are like "it doesn't cost anything to be nice" but i did the math and it's like $300 each time.
i'm sorry that your strongly held beliefs with respect to select geopolitical events precludes you from hitting the like button on my squirrel scrotum tweets.
President Trump has just released the following statement: "Hulk Hogan is dead, this is no time to talk about the Epstein files".
there's at least a 50% chance Trump asks his advisors about doing a National Hulk Hogan Day federal holiday.
Hulk Hogan has tragically passed away just days after his farewell Black Sabbath concert.
Whoever's voodoo doll this is, I hope you like my screenplay
no you guys, you guys, it’s GOOD to be named in the Epstein files.
maybe the secret to life is accepting that everyone is crazy in their own unique way and finding the people who are compatible with YOUR way of being crazy and then together you go kill President Reagan, you kill that stupid bastard real good.
i personally committed treason with Obama on eight separate occasions, so this time Trump is actually correct.
what are the chances you wake up with an entire black swan stuffed up your rectum.
it says i can only repost your tweet if i jack off for grok.
my turn ons? when Latina women casually call me “mi vida” and then treat me like dog shit.
lightning never strikes twice and you can't get two STDs from the same whore.
despite persistent questioning my wife insists she is unfamiliar with the National Blowjob Act of 1937.
they were at a Coldplay concert. they're clearly not having sex.