Florida Dad Reborn
@FLDadReborn
Yes.. it’s me. 🇺🇸🐊
On its way to refill Angel Reese's shot selection.
Dropping blocks in the oceans to help marine life
I was inclined to believe Trump was innocent of felonious behavior on Epstein. But absolutely everything his administration has done this month screams “HE’S GUILTY!!!”
This one actually got me. You’re going to feel dumb when it hits. Also.. if you immediately see it, I was just joking.. haha.
😂😂😂I forgot that the left had to pretend this dude was a legit woman. Wild times
This is what they took from us.
I’m happy to inform everyone that 500 followers has absolutely no impact. “Probable Spam” it is. 😃👍
Greetings fellow Twitter masochists! In an attempt to get out of “Probable Spam” jail, it seems that 500 followers is an algorithmic friendly number. You may have followed me in the past but that was the old account. Feel free to follow again for the same banal tweets as before🙏
They didn’t list Rogan, Pardon my Take or @AdamCarollaShow .. they did find room for Amy Poehler’s podcast that’s been out for about 2 weeks tho..
Introducing TIME's list of the best podcasts of all time: 100 podcasts that shaped the genre and pushed it forward ti.me/451XhfW
Watching people do their trade. I’m elite.
What trade could you confidently say you've 'mastered'?
Happy Opening Day of Bucs training camp, to those that celebrate☠️❤️
Feel free to exert political power trying to throw Obama in jail. But if somehow you succeed, MAGA, Trump will spend the rest of his life in prison too. A 49.8% to 48.3% victory over the weakest nominee in modern history should not be mistaken for lifetime immunity. Godspeed. 👍
I once took my daughter on a long hike with only a small bottle of water. It was hot, and we got lost. We were never in any real danger, but the thought of rationing did cross my mind. There is no universe in which I’d ever let her go thirsty before me. That’s why I don’t buy a…
Appreciate everyone!! Sailed past 500 and almost to 600. 🇺🇸🐊🙏
Greetings fellow Twitter masochists! In an attempt to get out of “Probable Spam” jail, it seems that 500 followers is an algorithmic friendly number. You may have followed me in the past but that was the old account. Feel free to follow again for the same banal tweets as before🙏
.. or you could save the life of a child but, I guess you could just fret about the most absurd plausible scenarios instead.
I will no longer be an organ donor. What used to be civic responsibility, being an organ donor, is now a way to get harvested for an illegal immigrant or thug who got shot in a gang war, or rich communist China operative.
🚨NEW: Local NBC News affiliate reports illegal aliens calling 911 from ‘Alligator Alcatraz’. 😂 Since July 1 there have been 34 calls, an average of two per day. There is an easy solution to this — self-deportation.
I’m worried about Happy Gilmore 2. I’m praying for the best but prepared for the worst. 🙏
FWIW on the @MegynKellyShow Rahm Emanuel, 2028 Democratic Presidential hopeful, said that a man can’t become a woman.