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.@GovRonDeSantis is the early frontrunner for 2028.

What in the Sam Hill is a “dutiful undocumented person”? Notice how Democrats try to frame it like illegal aliens are model law-abiding citizens.

Wait — the Trump admin told me there was no Epstein list. Which is it?

I don’t care what anyone says. As a @GovRonDeSantis supporter I will never fully trust Susie Wiles.

There is nothing more useless and toothless than a Jim Jordan appearance on Hannity.

Watch out, @catturd2. Bar fight #41 incoming…

You couldn’t find a more photogenic family if you tried. @GovRonDeSantis @CaseyDeSantis

Lending requirements have gotten so tough that banks are now conducting intimate examinations of new loan applicants.

This new Trump accuser seems like a nut.

I wouldn't renounce my support of @GovRonDeSantis even if you locked me inside an elevator with JB Pritzker after he just ate at a Mexican restaurant.

I am tired of seeing people dressed like slobs when I go out in public.

Casey DeSantis not running for FL governor is a good thing. Let @JayCollinsFL handle Florida. @GovRonDeSantis and @CaseyDeSantis will handle the White House. #DeSantis2028

I’ve seen this photo of prey locking eyes with a cameraman before.

I would trek across the Arctic tundra in my birthday suit while pulling two Narwhals if that's what it took to make @JayCollinsFL the next governor of Florida and @GovRonDeSantis the next President of the United States.

They should have never removed strict dress codes from public schools.

Run @JayCollinsFL run

This is the image that comes to mind when I think of the term “worship leader”. @paulbaloche

All this talk of polygamy, and most men struggle just to handle one wife. Could imagine a whole house full of them?

I remember when being 55 years old meant someone was playing with the grandkids, going to the shuffleboard club, and visiting the stylist for perms before watching Wheel of Fortune. What has gotten into Jennifer Lopez?

We need a pro-@GovRonDeSantis alpha male warrior like @JayCollinsFL as governor Florida, not a New York transplant like @ByronDonalds who is too busy dreaming about his next cable news appearance.

🚨NEW: Pro-@GovRonDeSantis alpha male Jay Collins considering run for Florida governor. This could indicate that @CaseyDeSantis will not run for governor and that @RonDeSantis is sizing up a 2028 presidential campaign. floridianpress.com/2025/07/jay-co…