Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
@FICMBondTrader
Experienced in corp credit and real estate. Anon for sh!tposting.
TO MY HATERS - see my blood test of me being in the top 1% of natural test.
DOING THINGS BUY SIDE CANT EVEN AFFORD 😤😮💨🥱 WITHOUT ME COMPING IT ON MY CORP CARD 🤑🤑🤪
SELL SIDE OVER HERE EATING LIKE A GLADIATOR🤑⚔️ EATING AT THE DESK CUZ NO BREAKS 😤😤 BUY SIDE GETTING GAY ASS SALADS 🤢😂
What if they pick you, then a girl, but still fuck you while with the girl
being a guy dating a bi girl means she somehow picked you over WOMEN, which is the highest compliment of all time
The amount of girls turning down GENERATIONAL wealth so they can fuck around in their 20s is insane!!!!! Like girl , that pro athlete ain’t taking you past 28. You need to lock him down early 20s or it’s game over.
Axe had some absolute heaters in Billions, including this
🚩🚩HOT TAKE* 🚩🚩 I don’t think enough dudes are putting their back to the wall and going all out There’s a reason my testosterone is in the top 1% of men naturally 🙂↔️🙂↕️ Every day I wake up and k*ll. I need commissions to survive. I need trades to live. 😛💰🤑 There’s…
That’s actually a DRIP of a fit
what the beers see when i open the fridge door
So girl last night goes home with me and my buddy My buddy gets her in the room and nuts in 30 seconds She’s drunkenly SCREAMING how she left her friends for NOTHING 10/10 cuz he’s nutted off so he doesn’t care 10/10 cuz she came to my side after
Can all you egirls send me/reply with your best work ? I’m making a picture that’s gonna go viral and need help
So let me get this straight: -you can be a IT service worker in the military -do 4 years, 18-22 -come out with $4k a month TAX FREE -live in rural America forever, never work a job again in your life
When is the federal government going to review disability? I’m surprised you didn’t look into this @elonmusk
Girls acting like they actual sugar babies when they are really just 24 with big tits
Guys that are so fat they have no chin so they shave their beard at the chin line to make a chin
SELL SIDE OVER HERE EATING LIKE A GLADIATOR🤑⚔️ EATING AT THE DESK CUZ NO BREAKS 😤😤 BUY SIDE GETTING GAY ASS SALADS 🤢😂
REAL ESTATE TWITTER Is there a point to asking prior landlords if they are good tenants ? If they are bad tenants, and the landlord wants them out, wouldn’t they just lie ?
Dudes will know random sports facts from 100yrs ago, but forget their moms birthday
I think I know ball until a man casually name drops the “1955 Syracuse Nationals” starting lineup and it becomes clear to me that I am dealing with an animal I cannot compete with
I have a good friend who’s a big hedgefund guy. Runs his own book. 6’4. Looks like Brad Pitt in his 30s, but maybe not a lot of confidence when he speaks. Legit cannot find a GF. He’s slightly picky on apps, but cannot get a match. These types of guys in the 90s with harems
Me on the sell side with the one buy side analyst I cover
