Karubandika Jr
@Eyev96
Liverpool diehard, student at Kyambogo University, A father of la Boyz only(Kieran, Francisco, & Eliam), Land Surveyor by profession
These days, married men have developed a strange phobia, they run away from women who are slightly older, 26 years & above as if age is a contagious disease🤨🙆🏿♂️ So munage, yesterday evening in Mbarara, I was seated at a hotel reception, sipping a Guinness & pretending to care…
In the church a congregant was shown a seat and he refused it and went directly to the altar and sat in the Bishop seat calling himself the Bishop. The real Bishop came and wanted to sit, I left when the fight over the seat had started
One day a man returning home late in the night met a man carrying a dead body, he decided to hide under a tree so that the other can pass with his body. Coincidentally, he was also tired and decided to put the body under a tree and rest Abit. 1/2
The man ran away as fast as he could and the one who was carrying the dead body chased him to catch his meat that was going away! Am told they ran for about 10kms till when daylight came and they recognized each other. Eehhh @_papawere
BREAKING NEWS: Neverrrrrrrr... Neverrrrrrrr... Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr look desperate in life. Remain calm during hard times. Understand it's just your time to suffer like every great man before you. You're a man.
If you don’t have vision of the two of you together in old age! End that relationship and find someone who excites you that much. ❤️🤩
Jesus fasted 40 days in a desert. Not in Munyonyo. Not on a vacation. In a desert. Alone. Tired. Dry. But He came out with power. Stop fearing your dry seasons... seasons of immense challenges; They grow warriors, not tourists.
3AM PRAYER In the mighty name of Jesus, we come in your presence this morning with gratitude. We are grateful because we’ve seen a new day. As we start this last week of July, may you cover us in the blood of Jesus. May you send your angels to protect us always. Father may…
He once told me that he is in London. Later that evening, I met him around Wandegeya lights. He quickly pulled me aside and told me that my problem is that I think I’m in Wandegeya. He warned me that if I bring my maalo in London, electric trains will knock me. Papa Were 😅🙌🏽🙆🏼♂️
Even Papa Were hasn’t reached this level of lying.🙌
Older Women Are not in Love, they are Just Retiring 🙌🏿🤔 Let me tell u about the time I applied for a loan & almost ended up as someone’s retirement plan 😌 Kakati, a few years back, I went to this financial institution for a small loan, u know just enough to boost my hustle,…
@BunyonyiSafaris come settle your stuff… this aint the 1st person to raise such a complaint… We’ll talk about the sauna and swimming saga later
Today's Nile marks my 20,000th bottle. What a milestone 😂🙌
Good morning my Top Gz...............🫶❤️🌞🌅. 0706390366
COUNTDOWN TO THE 1ST EDITION UGANDA REAL ESTATE & HOUSING EXPO! The biggest real estate event of the year! Endorsed by the Ministry of Lands, Housing & Urban Development Date: 26th - 28th September Venue: Kati Kati Grounds Lugogo Connect with industry leaders and…