The Jester's New Jingle ♣️🌈
@EvilAssMage
He pleasures me!
It's called I Win. It's called I Fucking Win.

One Halloween when I was a kid, I wanted to be the grim reaper. I asked my dad to get me a scythe, and he came back home with a hoe from Home Depot.
*Hides behind a leaf due to the fact that I am shy and also 3 inches tall*
I don't see how there are any single women when you can just summon men like this.

Do chicks still dig slime, or am I behind the times.
Negligent discharging a couple of times into Raoul's skull.
Everyone short candy and the WWE
Japanese scientists claim to have deleted the chromosome causing Down syndrome.
2.5 Hitler miles.
I think I'm going to go for a little jog in 98 degree weather.
I think I'm going to go for a little jog in 98 degree weather.
just keep replying man she’ll fuck you some day
just keep replying man she’ll fuck you some day
Anna Kalinskaya’a dog runs on the court again after her win in the semifinals at the Citi DC Open
Was the armpit sweat on the green onions really necessary?
Would you like to try this food 😳