Evan Handler
@EvanHandler
Actor, Author, Inspirational Pessimist I block nonsense quickly. Bluecheck-less since 2023. @baggageehandler Instagram
Welcome to America, where the convicted sex offender president is about to pardon the convicted child sex trafficker whose client he was.
Perfect, and hysterical, take.
Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
Me, as well.
I've never had Measles Mumps Rubella Diphtheria Tetanus Polio because I'm vaccinated And very glad of it
The attacks on Israelis on Oct 7th were a staggering series of appalling atrocities - as is the continued captivity of hostages. The repulsive actions of the Israeli gov't ever since are also a staggering series of appalling atrocities, now of far greater scale. Stop the killing.
If the whole Justice Dep't is now made up of Trump friends and allies, how can American citizens expect anything other than those friends and allies working to keep Maxwell quiet about any possible crimes? This isn't how it's supposed to work. Unless it's fascism. Get it?
This morning’s expected meeting between deputy attorney general Todd Blanche and Ghislaine Maxwell will occur in downtown Tallahassee at the US attorney's office, sources tell me & @AaronKatersky, not at the prison.
An alternative to just hating Trump, Trump, Trump is to recognize the historical progression...and then to create an equal and opposite progression. instagram.com/reel/DLAR0fSuv…
Dear #MAGA, America demanded Trump+Bondi release ALL the #Epsteinfiles and end the #EpsteinTrumpCover-up but instead Trump/#Bondi are offering redacted grand jury transcripts. Trump thinks you're stupid. Stop proving him right. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
If you've got your eyes open & you've been tested in life, what's most remarkable isn't the bravery you see - it's the cowardice. It's rampant, & it's rampant among the most powerful. Not, "I'm the highest-rated late-night show host," powerful. The, "I'm his boss," powerful.
To me, this is a snapshot of a bygone era. The folks represented in the pic by a lone individual are 200 miles down the road to the right, and still marching forward.
Well, no. Every person doesn't. But it is a nice sentiment.
Perhaps just a bit pertinent to the conversation, no? #MAGA #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinClientList justice.gov/ag/media/13913…
Just an early afternoon, moments before some rain, in #Bologna, #Italy #Italia
Maybe I’m weird but I kind of think Trump’s people editing Jeffrey Epstein jail footage and mysteriously leaving out chunks of time is a bigger scandal than CBS editing a Kamala answer for clarity
If Bill Clinton was a member of Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should rot in prison forever. If Donald Trump was a member of Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should rot in prison forever. That wasn’t so difficult, was it?
I hope I live to see it. (tho i'd suggest the names elon musk, peter thiel, and stephen miller, among others, ought to be added)
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Dear #MAGA, This was TWO MONTHS AGO.
Two months ago
I’ve been thinking a lot about Murkowski’s vote. It contains, in one action, so much that defines our pathetic political moment: Selfishness: I’m taking care of me and mine, the rest of you can pound sand; Lack of accountability: I know the bill is bad, hopefully someone else…