Eva Wiseman
@EvaWiseman
Here she comes, Thierry Ennui...
'The school called Anna at half-past 12 on Monday and asked why she’d put a thumb in her son’s packed lunch. ‘Hang on,’ she said, ‘Let me just take you somewhere quieter.’' I wrote a short story for @The_Fence_Mag the-fence.com/the-knife/
The best one yet, bursting with colour in writing; four features of the highest quality and a wonderful short story from @EvaWiseman
Issue 24 is here 🛏️ With writing from @EvaWiseman, @John__Phipps, @Emmafmagnus, @matthabusby, @WillBuckley24, @rosielanners, @PaddyGalbraith, @Bron_Maher, @venetiathompson, @ray_philp, @sophwilkinson & more. Cover by @nishantchoksi the-fence.com/shop/
A column about the importance / danger of being earnest theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…
A column about… maternity leave (feat @Emmabarnett ) theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…
It’s the times, they’re a’changing… fetch me my diet pills
News from @newyorker copy desk: “in-box” is now “inbox,” “Web site” is now “website,” “Internet” is now “internet,” and “cell phone” is now “cellphone." But the diaeresis "has overwhelming support at the magazine, and will remain." newyorker.com/newsletter/the…
I wrote about going to nightclubs as a teenager, Leigh Bowery and the weaponisation of embarrassment theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…
‘Underlying this column has been one grand principle: that there must be space in life for fun because otherwise, what’s the point?’ It’s Jay’s last Observer review.
For my last Observer review I returned to the earliest restaurant I reviewed which is still trading, to reflect on 26 years, before moving on. That’s Sharmilee in Leicester, the subject of my 2nd column in 1999. More on my move to the FT shortly. theguardian.com/food/2025/mar/…
I've said it before and I'll say it again... LET'S GO GIRLS ❤️🔥
Should we all be learning how to perform abortions? theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…
‘She draws an analogy between Terfism’s insistence on sex as an immutable binary and nationalism. “It’s almost like a nationalism of sex,” she says of Terfism. “At the psychic level, they want strong borders, and they want to make sexuation great again.”’ theguardian.com/world/2025/feb…
I really, really love this. Interview with a friend (who read her dad's diaries and now worries her life is a lie) open.substack.com/pub/evawiseman…
Here’s a piece by me and @ruths about a really heinous @Netflix movie, no. 1 non-English title in the world right now, treating some extremely dubious claims about a magical treatment for cerebral palsy like fact. Don’t put this shit out Netflix!! theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
On the dual horrors of Ring doorbells and delivery apps theguardian.com/world/2025/feb…

A column on a very long train ride theguardian.com/travel/2025/fe…
