erin chack
@ErinChack
cowabunga
you're never too old to achieve your dreams. prince charles is 73 and he just got his first job.
i want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that i am funny
taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door
nyc swung right in the presidential election but just nominated a Muslim socialist for mayor. this country isn't getting more rightwing, people are just fed up with cowards who don't stand for anything or care about making anyone's life better
Just got to my gate and looked at my boarding pass and my seat assignment says “pilot”????
just found out horses have menstrual cycles. imagine pms’ing and you’re also a fucking horse
these protests have been fun, i can't wait for the party we're gonna throw when he dies
The Mexicans didn't move into the United States. The United States moved into Mexico.
Slavery was legal. Jim Crow was legal. Never limit your sense of morality to America's legal system.
“Violent protesters” lol spare me. Deportation to a foreign prison without due process is violence. Grabbing people off the street for using their first amendment right is violence. Deploying the national guard against the expressed wishes of local officials is violence.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please. This isn't something an old fashioned duel couldn't fix
the greatest curse of my life is that my social security number is sooooo sick and i can't tell anyone
“I just had a feeling this would happen” it’s called anxiety, babe. You’re not psychic
[on a vacation halfway around the world] I wonder what kind of shit they have on Facebook Marketplace around here
Having three days off hasn't made me rested and ready to work, it's made me feral and harder to tame. I am like an indoor cat who felt sunshine on my back for the first time and now I'm waiting at the front door planning my escape
Thinking about how much I like fresh basil and then saying, “I go crazy for the bazy” over and over until loved ones are concerned.