John Halo

God forbid a girl gets her derp on

Injecting nanomachines to get better at spreadsheets

I be saying this shit outloud at Whole Foods with a gun to my head

Ozzy died? Wtf

The T800 cockshames Kyle Rees in this movie lmao

Emilia Clarke is such a woated actor

If I go crappy then will you still call me pooperman

Not only did I work 11 hours today but I fixed some shit on my car and I didn’t break anything #UselessMaleSummer

My name is Robin Peter Toupé Paul

You’re just like a baboon Your tree makes me climb You peel a banana In the jungle of course You’re so fucking monkey I wish I was monkey

Sat in a 90 minute meeting to look busy and at one point the lady next to me just stared at the ceiling and whispered “stop talking”

The way my boss goes on tangents I might get through the first month without doing anything

Is that a Kindle in your pocket or do you just have a very flat square penis

I’m only working in a factory to get some seed money for my twitch streaming career

48 hours of employment

This is why I toil every day as a blue collar worker

sorry?

One of the more delusional things people constantly say on here is that people don't dance in clubs anymore

No one even cares that I’m a rugged blue collar worker

Easier said than done