Drew Peacock

i go garbanzo on her bean until that chick pees

My name is Syphillis, but I go by Phyllis.

Beyonce just got her senior photos done.

Is not shidding my pants a goal?

Life is about loading and unloading the dishwasher

I used to think adults went to their job for fun. I don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

Almost sleepy time

Don't be a hobosexual. No bum sex, please.

"I'll make you feel some type of way".

We just made Brazilian lemonade that tastes like a key lime pie. It's a whole lime, 2 tablespoons of condensed milk, a splash of water blended, strained and served over ice. So good!

Garden homies

I keep bonsai trees as a hobby. This is a Sherb Cake mother.

I had 20 cu. yards of wood chips dropped off. Every day, I take 5 wheelbarrows full and spread it on the property as my workout. I sure am sweaty, but I don't know if it does anything beneficial.

Laurens Grape are late this year

One day, you will go from wanting to conquer the world to waking up tired every day.

I made some rolls to go with dinner. I said "rolls for your holes" and wife repeated it for the next 4 days.

I got the job! Not too bad for a month after switching industries. I'm still submitting resumes to my dream jobs, but this will work in the mean time.