Elly Lonon
@EllyLonon
Writer of Wrongs, Defender of Ukuleles, author of #AmongstTheLiberalElite #binders @NYTimes, @McSweeneys, @O_Magazine, @washingtonpost @realsimple she/her
Marking the 51st anniversary of Roe v. Wade with a blend of satire and seriousness. In our latest #BostonGlobe piece, Kathryn Baecht and @Jayaratnahhh brilliantly combine humor with hard-hitting facts (and my images) in the fight for #bodilyautonomy. bostonglobe.com/2024/01/22/opi…
Vote like your kid’s future depends on it—because it does. 🌎 I know it’s been a long, exhausting election season, and it’s tempting to tune out and hope for the best. But today, all the legwork is done. All that’s left is the most important step: getting to the polls. 🗳️💪
Tomorrow's the big day, and while it’s great to feel hopeful, we’re not done yet! 🗳️ Let’s make sure everyone we know has a voting plan and gets to the polls. Our voices matter, and every vote counts! 💪✨ #GetOutTheVote #EveryVoteMatters #PlanToVote #VoteVoteVote
Halloween isn't the only spooky thing this season…👀 Election Day is just around the corner on November 5th! 🎉 𝑫𝒓𝒐𝒑 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑯𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒄𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒎𝒆 𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒘, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒖𝒔 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘: 𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒗𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒅? 🗳️
My name is Elly Lonon. My pronouns are she/her 🙋♀️. Today on International Pronouns Day 🌍, let’s commit to learning, asking, and honoring pronouns, because everyone deserves to be seen and respected for who they are ❤️. #InternationalPronounsDay #PronounsMatter #SheHer
"FISHNET COMPRESSION STOCKINGS: These sexy thigh highs will turn heads and reduce ankle swelling. Non-slip soles ensure safety in any sexual position. You know, just on the off chance." mcsweeneys.net/articles/fashi…
Let’s recognize the vital role migrant workers play in sustaining our food chain here in the USA. Their hard work often goes unnoticed, but we can show our appreciation not only by saying thank you—but by voting for policies that protect their rights and ensure fair treatment.
Today is National Voter Registration Day! With just 47 days until the election, take a moment to verify your registration online through your state’s website or at vote.gov or IWillVote.com. #NationalVoterRegistrationDay #StayVoterReady #EveryVoteCounts
Ready to take your midlife fashion game to the next level? Dive into Kathryn Baecht's latest masterpiece, where my hand-drawn socks are strutting their stuff! 🧦✨ mcsweeneys.net/articles/fashi…

Guilty on ALL 34 counts. Do I think this is the end? No. But it's a good start. We've got more work to do!
Marking the 51st anniversary of Roe v. Wade with a blend of satire and seriousness. In our latest #BostonGlobe piece, Kathryn Baecht and @Jayaratnahhh brilliantly combine humor with hard-hitting facts (and my images) in the fight for #bodilyautonomy. bostonglobe.com/2024/01/22/opi…
Happy 51st bday / RIP to Roe v Wade. Making my debut in @BostonGlobe today alongside the amazing @EllyLonon and Kathryn Baecht with some abortion satire. Thank you @marjoriepritch for letting us rage bostonglobe.com/2024/01/22/opi…
🎉 Happy Birthday, @MichelleObama! 🎂 Your grace, strength, and wisdom are a beacon for us all. 🌟 Reflecting on your powerful words: "You cannot take your freedoms for granted." 🗳️✨ Don't take freedom for granted—GET OUT AND VOTE! 🇺🇸💙 #HappyBirthdayMichelleObama #VOTELOUD
Ever wonder what it would have been like if the #GreekGods had Insta? Catch my illustrations on @mcsweeneys today with the amazing @ericaliesalot! mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-ze…
It is my sense that there is a major shift underway in this country.
🔥 WATCH: “There are more of us out here than in there — if we would come together we’d have a SUPER SUPERMAJORITY to enact a MORAL AGENDA.” Franklin’s @pastor4justice Riggs on what moral legislation is. (cc: @GovBillLee @WilliamLamberth @CSexton25 @SenJohnson) @FaithAdvocates
This is one of the most epic rants about Trump in history.
Wow. Raskin spits facts here 👇 "Trump converted the presidency into an instrument for self-enrichment ... it was a money-making operation ... and yet out of some misguided partisan loyalty, you're gonna stick with him ... you guys have been taken over by an absolute con man"
We are also proud to republish this interview with @drashleyfarmer from 2020 about her "African-American History" class. Read more about Dr. Farmer's engaging methods and how she aspires to transform students' lives through history teaching. shorturl.at/grVW3
What if I taste like #chemo? Would I disgust him? Would it hurt? What if I can’t do it? Could I have already had sex for the last time? themighty.com/2016/08/what-i… via @TheMightySite #Cancer #GettingBackToMe
If you want your representatives to support the issues you care about, it’s important to show up to vote in every election. This National Voter Registration Day, register or update your voter registration at IWillVote.com. Then ask your family and friends to do the…