Eli Lebowicz
@EliLebowicz
Jewish Comedian. Co-creator of JSketch. Gelilah Guy. I just wanna go back to making niche jokes about Judaism.
“No, I’m serious, this time it’s a totally valid reason to be hateful toward a group of Jews.” -the world every 75 years
He used the “Chilul Hashem” term just so you know he’s not an “As a Jew.”
The mass starvation & killing of Palestinians in Gaza at the hands of the Israeli gov’t is a chillul hashem, a desecration of God. Jewish leaders who criticized Zohran Mamdani for three words he doesn’t use should raise their voices loudly here as well.forward.com/opinion/757549…
Oh baby, I wonder when I get on this list. Though I feel like they’re not gonna go after shul comedians for a while.
The mass starvation & killing of Palestinians in Gaza at the hands of the Israeli gov’t is a chillul hashem, a desecration of God. Jewish leaders who criticized Zohran Mamdani for three words he doesn’t use should raise their voices loudly here as well.forward.com/opinion/757549…
Kiddush in Denver
The Yankees have acquired third baseman Ryan McMahon from the Rockies in exchange for two minor league pitchers, including left-hander Griffin Herring, a source confirms to ESPN. @Feinsand was on it first.
Every time you don’t hold Hamas accountable, you are incentivizing them to keep killing more Palestinians.
The Coldplay cheater guy had to resign but the guy who trained 9/11 terrorists is an active pilot for an airline? We’re living in an insane time.
Now after a day of pressure the airlines @vueling had to admit that the pilot who decided to kick out Jewish French children from the flight… was indeed Iván Chirivella – who was an instructor for 9/11 terrorists Mohammed Atta and Marwan Al Shehhi This looks even more evident…
Marriage is basically having a Talmudic-like discussion about the difference between the words “hamper” and “laundry basket,” with a sub-Rashi-like thread dissecting the shades of colors of “white, beige, and off-white.”
Joe and I spoke to @EliLebowicz about being defined as #jewish comedian, doing standup, finding humor is dark places, #israel and #Antisemitism. Also, how laughter can bring us together. Take A listen and if you like subscribe. youtube.com/watch?v=mpOCfA…
Surprising they didn’t just give him a few tickets.
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested for credit card fraud in Tallahassee, Florida.
Lots of people tearing their shirts after the passing of Hulk Hogan.
Why is journalism so bad when it comes to Gaza?
Greetings and Salutations, @BBCWorld . You have, once again, been bamboozled. This⤵️ is part of the current leading item on your home page. Dr Al-Deeb is an interesting guy. (1/5) @imshin @EFischberger @MarkZlochin @SchoolBondOtter @CAMERAorgUK bbc.co.uk/news/live/c0k7…
I went to the Gazan side of the Kerem Shalom border crossing today to see for myself the nearly 1,000 trucks’ worth of aid waiting to be picked up by the UN. Stay tuned 📰
An obscene amount of aid is waiting to get picked up on Gazan side of the border with Israel. 950 trucks to be precise. Why are international NGOs not picking it up when they warn - every single day - about starvation in Gaza? @WFP
They’ve been doing this for a while. Just wishing a show like John Oliver would call them out on it
The United Nations says it won’t work with @GHFUpdates, even if guaranteed that food will get to Palestinians, whom @UNRWA says are starving. So it’s the UN placing political goals ahead of humanitarian relief and risking Palestinian lives. breitbart.com/middle-east/20…
The grift starts at the UN, and how they’re not actually trying to help Palestinians.
The UN refuses to deliver 950 aid trucks to gazans, manufactures a hunger crisis. The United Nations and Hamas are complicit in a manufactured hunger crisis of Gazans. The less food in, the more media influence they win.
Fun night at West Side Comedy Club performing with @ElonGold @amiKozak and @DanNaturman
“How you doing?” “Just recovering from yesterday when a 22-year-old told me his mom had the same phone as me.”
The UN won’t help because without Israel to blame, they’re gonna lose tons of money.
Since launching operations on May 27, we’ve distributed nearly 85 million meals via more than 1.4 million boxes—directly to the people of Gaza. We urge the international community to join us. Together, we can deliver more food aid to those in desperate need.