Brother Cheerio

I have a few new followers so let me introduce myself. I’m a cosmic floater with a giant Cheerio head. I believe in God’s greatness and man’s nothingness—so don’t take yourself too seriously. Laugh at yourself. Hell’s full of the overly serious.

From what I'm reading in the comments, can we say that the Gospel still hasn't been preached to the Jews?

Does the Church have any missionary efforts in Israel? 🇮🇱 ✡️

Is a clear conscience made out of memory foam?

You guys are all, perhaps unwittingly, pushing hard for a world where UBI will be necessary. It's very weird.

I don’t drink beer, but I’ve always felt like I was dealt a bad hand in the “father” department—dealt a bad hand in the “parents” department in general. I envied all the kids I knew who had a dad they could do father-son things with. The only way I could experience that is if I…

My great grandparents on my mother’s side were Apache.

I was able to make it. Thank you! Unfortunately, Uber was slow today but oh well.

Uranus is warmer than once thought? Yeah you ate some really spicy wings for lunch! You don't need NASA or Oxford for that.

Pray for me guys. I need to do Uber the rest of the day, but I'm already running on fumes haha... I need the strength to stay awake for 8 hours of driving.

If I made a parody action movie (like Not Another Teen Movie or Scary Movie), one of my characters would be a teenage girl that ran like Kim but she would always bump into things and break them.

Taken is a bad movie, but the fight scenes and action make up for it. The other Taken movies are just 🐴💩.

Some of these guys are supposed to be funny comedians.

Let’s just build somewhere else. Fairview residents will regret it later.

You guys don't appreciate what it's like for bilingual (English-Spanish) speakers to laugh in two different languages. Switching between "haha" and "jaja" can be very exhausting.

Okay, this is hilarious. Sorry.

If this doesn't get 100K views I'm going to be angry.

Colbert still has a show?