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1 cup cooked beans + 1 banana + 1.5 cups water = bean smoothie (1 serving)

which one am i? i'm not sure yet, i'm still young

update: mod changed her mind! maybe i will reach some poor poor redditors 😭😭😭

last night I tried to post on the peri-oral dermatitis reddit that it can be cured with vitamin B3 and the mods blocked it, so they can keep pushing immune suppressants, antibiotics, and not washing your face (??)

if you have a skin pathology, chances are you could benefit from vitamin B3 in the form of flush niacin (>500 mg a day)…your dermatologist won't tell you this

stopped by the orchard in town and made applesauce

love-in-a-mist

within in 24 hours, i ate a roast beef sandwich in tennessee, a brisket sandwich in north carolina, and a burger in virginia…if i had to rank them, it would be brisket #1, roast beef #2, and burger #3, all three of them came with pickles which i will not rank

i feel like Maryland doesn't actually exist even though i'm in it, buying gas at a gas station

the era of Pope Leo will be distinct for American art

the only way to access your unconscious on the highway is through silence or the radio; if you stream music you're not a dreamer and shouldn't even bother

Darwin killed poetry

i really want to talk-to-text live tweet my drive up the blue ridge parkway on cruise control but you're not ready for what i have to say

do not fear tomorrow, God is already there (367 miles to go yet)

i ate lasagna recently and it was like crack, vitamin a is like crack

mennonites make great sandwiches

jacked up on Dr. Enuf soda and all of the vitamins, enough to drive up a mountain

pick your poison appalachia style

my brother is on euro magazine covers for "making the Right cool" and no one even knows who i am and that i'm the true renegade in the family putting in the real work as a racist internet anon vitamin a disrespector from a random hotel in the american south this week wtf

the elizabethans had a solution for the jumbotron affair

english loves a synonym