Eric E
@E_Erejo
Terminally chill | Quest maxxing | 🇺🇬🇻🇦
Did the writer of Batman Begins have to make every single R'as al Ghul line quotable? Damn!
Booking her for a baptism was the first mistake tbh
This is how Gloria Bugie turned up for our baby’s baptism party. 😂
Sometimes go out and have a good meal, 45k won’t buy you a car
Not to be the friend that’s too woke but I don’t think we need English translations for our foods. There’s no rutooro word for paella or tiramisu so no reason to translate our foods to English.
But what's Eshabwe in English?
Sonny Hayes drives with slicks in a thunderstorm, but modern drivers can‘t even do a standing start on inters on a drying track… I know who my driver is 😤
When the main barber is busy and the random ass barber is trying to make eye contact with me
If you wear the same suit 7 times, while changing the shirts for example, or even not , will anyone beat you? Financial pressure that will never work on me.
I have like 7 weddings to attend in August alone. Omuntu ajjewa ssente za 7 suits🤦🏾♂️
Sorry but Sydney Sweeney is a basic white girl with no butt
Sorry but Sydney Sweeney is a basic white girl with no butt
Give us victory on this day oh GOD, and if you will not, then give us the strength to try again tomorrow!
Lost count the number of times I’ve said to someone ‘yeah sounds great, I’ll give it a go’ about a tv series then just never ended up giving it a go
I need you guys to understand the concept of giving to your partner. Giving has to do with capacity. You have no business buying an iPhone for a babe while you're in University because you see men doing so on social media. You have no business saving from your modest salary to…
If you call me 3 times and I don’t pick, please leave a (Text) message. There are 1000 different reasons why I might not pick. Don’t always assume I’m just ignoring you on purpose. Sometimes I am, other times there’s a lot happening. 🙏
unspoken rules?
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I'm homeless
It's blown up so much that people no longer know that "clanker" is from Star Wars. We are cooked
Whoever came up with "clanker"