Ukrainian Ministry of Accidental Russian Fires
@EPICGOPFAIL
УКРАЇНСЬКЕ МІНІСТЕРСТВО ПОЖЕЖНИХ АВАРІЙ РОСІЇ another retired old fart on internet/since before there was internet. fighting GOPiggies. @umarf.bsky.social
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Great news from orcistan where everything associated with driving (licenses, plates, etc.) are spiking 50%, 100% & even tripling effective September 1:

while your lazy ass slept, orcistan mechanized silverware
So, people have been asking me if the term “redskin” is RACIST and OFFENSIVE. My response? Release the Epstein files now Trump you stupid pedophile.
Lease, one year on Twitter, how many morons who share your views? Get some butt cream. Hey, #fellas, let’s teach this MAGAt motherfucker some manners.
Nigga you must live in an alternate reality. Simmer down before the front lines are breached in Ukraine and you get called up. Just relax.
Motherfucker asks a stupid question, gets his ass handed to him and instead of showing gratitude for a free interwebs lessons sheds his motherfucking tears all over Twitter because he’s butthurt.
Nigga your retardation is going up faster then Ukraine is losing territory
it's another ̷I̷n̷f̷r̷a̷s̷t̷r̷u̷c̷t̷u̷r̷e̷ Pedophile Week at the White House
Congratulations, you’ve unlocked: The Deep State Russia Starter Pack
while your lazy ass slept brave rostov citizens downed drone debris with buckets of own piss: t.me/etorostov/95858
from the Cultural Capital of Orcistan: "IMPORTANT INFORMATON" "NEIGHBORS FROM APARTMENT 127!!! ENOUGH FUCKING!!! THERE'S ALLREADY [sic] FIVE OF YOU AS IS!!!"
![EPICGOPFAIL's tweet image. from the Cultural Capital of Orcistan:
"IMPORTANT INFORMATON"
"NEIGHBORS FROM APARTMENT 127!!!
ENOUGH FUCKING!!!
THERE'S ALLREADY [sic] FIVE OF YOU AS IS!!!"](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GwgLuA9WkAAwWen.jpg)
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🎶Generals gathered in their masses.🎶
TLDR: Ghislaine Maxwell suicide watch ticking
BREAKING: US Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche is set to meet with imprisoned Ghislaine Maxwell regarding the Epstein files.
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think: A) She’s a prude and not right for you? B) She need more time to get used to that level of openness? C) She should have sat somewhere else on the train?
Price of a pound ground beef 🟢 2022 - $4.50 🟤 2025 - $6.12 (New record) FRED
Price of a pound ground beef 🟢 2022 - $4.50 🟤 2025 - $6.12 (New record) FRED