Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern
@DylanDern
Never in my 20 years of teaching has a substitute left me a note this bad.
When the elevator is in Spain and it has a mirror and is in Spain
“Hello Christ? I’m bout to sin again” kind of a generational line …
We wanna go run in NY 😭😭
One thing about Peter Piper .. he gon pick a peck of pickled peppers 😂
“If you build it, they will cum” — Field of Creams
#Yup #TodayWillBeGreatAndMoreBroadlySpeakingMyLifeIsAmazing
Oomf popcrave debut…
Trailer for Neal Suresh Mulani’s horror-comedy short film, ‘RAT!’, following a music journalist who’s doxxed on Stan Twitter and attacked at his remote cabin after accusing a global pop star of queerbaiting. Watch: vimeo.com/1103902749
The four states of matter: solid, liquid, gas, lotion
just spent like a good portion of my day imagining my funeral
just spent like a good portion of my day imagining my funeral
Just liked 7 or 8 tweets in a row. Kind of a hot streak
I seen your man post a quote n a pic in bed / So I hit em in the DM like “Hey big headdd”
Meet me at the beach It's me in the bikini The one I always wear Find me daydreaming Looking out there Trynna find a meaning Wind blowing in my hair Just breathing in the air
I don’t give a fuck if orson welles made citizen kane at 25 because I made this at 23
That famous thing that everyone always says
EVEN OBAMA WAS GAGGING!!!! open.spotify.com/track/5F5lmpwX…
Omg the devastation on Jorgeous’ face this is so hard to watch. We love you so much girl🩵
Omg the devastation on Jorgeous’ face this is so hard to watch. We love you so much girl🩵
“Woke Marge,” they’re calling her
Amendment 114 to H.R. 580, offered by Rep. @RepMTG, would cut $500M from Israel’s missile defense: “Israel is a nuclear-armed nation. They can defend themselves. They have universal healthcare and subsidized college. Meanwhile, Americans are $37T in debt.”