A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶

@Dr_AJknowsaword

Los Angelino; Fan of Words, Walking, Place, Poetry, Pictures, & Prose; Lecturer at @IUSouthBend, Review Reader for @Greatlakesrev All Tweets are mine.

Mishawaka, IN

Joined December 2019

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A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · Dec 11, 2019

CLAS Holiday Party at Iron Hand Vineyard

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A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · 12 h

I concede your point, but isn't it more like swapping lobster with candy corn?

MMister Race Bannon@MrRaceBannon · Jul 22

Replacing Stephen Colbert with Rob Schneider would be like replacing lobster with fish sticks.

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · 1 h

Unintelligent. Smart people know what they know. Intelligent people can pull from and recall information that, even in the most innocuous conversation, will aid in understanding and connection

໊໊@ppyowna · 21 h

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · 12 h

*vaguely motions at everything*

SScout.@ScoutyTwt · 22 h

What are u slowly losing interest in??

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · 14 h

I be saying "HATED IT" and people don't catch my references LOL i'm old

CCertified yapper girly@_allinmyworld · 20 h

I be saying "HATED IT" and people don't catch my references LOL i'm old

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · 18 h

BREAKING: Trump's mental state. “they have him stone cold, it was President Obama. It wasn't lots of people all over the place… the leader of the gang was President Obama. Barack Hussein Obama, have you heard of him?” This is objectively insane talk.

RReally American 🇺🇸@ReallyAmerican1 · 22 h

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · 19 h

Is it cruel or kind Not to speak my mind And to lie to you Rather than hurt you Well, I'll confess all of my sins After several large gins But still I'll hide from you Hide what's inside from you

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · 19 h

So his whole televised interview was a lie?

BBrian Allen@allenanalysis · 22 h

🚨BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson just announced he’s shutting down the House until SEPTEMBER to block a vote on releasing the Epstein files. Let that sink in. Congress is being intentionally frozen to protect pedophiles.

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · 19 h

#RIP Ozzy. You are the next passenger on the Crazy Train. Sadness is expected, but for you, this is very

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · 21 h

Sarah plane and tall was done WRONG

CCriminalsimpsons@Criminalsimpson · Jul 22

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · Jul 22

Wasn't this an episode of Modern Family?

KKatie D@KatieDeal99 · Jul 21

My daughter’s new bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it

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A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · Jul 21

Don't let's forget: he was both Shirley's husband and a Grim Bastard

SSitcom People@SitcomPeople · Jul 21

Malcolm-Jamal Warner 1970-2025 RIP

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · Jul 21

Because continuity helps sell a lie

MMissChris@guelphgirlchris · Jul 20

Why is it always “two weeks”?

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · Jul 21

Selena Gomez?

RRetro Toys and Cartoons@toys_retro · Jul 21

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · Jul 21

Coffee grows far away and is subject to both weather and political whims...

SSpencer Hakimian@SpencerHakimian · Jul 21

Why are coffee prices up 30% in the last month? WTF is going on?

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · Jul 21

Record on; Cat on lap; Beverage at hand; Book open.

II'm not Joseph@ihyJosephX1 · Jul 21

what's the best way to spend a rainy day?

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · Jul 21

Cool cool cool.....make her rhyme, tho

໊໊@addictionbaddie · Jul 20

GLORILLA... ARE YOU KIDDING?!?

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · Jul 21

His ear piercing was pretty solid

II Write Filth 🏝️@quardeay · Jul 21

One of the funniest scenes in TV history. RIP Malcolm Jamal Warner. 🙏🏽

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · Jul 21

ALWAYS Jayne: Frequent references have been made to her high IQ, which she claimed was 163 she spoke four other languages: French, Spanish & German in high school & studied Italian Reputed to be Hollywood's "smartest dumb blonde", she complained the public didnt care

NNoirchick In Old Hollywood@Noirchick1 · Jul 21

The joyful wearing of the green.... Marilyn or Jayne?

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · Jul 21

*Shakes head in Brad Pitt from Legends of the Fall* Pathetic

HHannah Barron@HannahBarron96_ · Jul 17

My Idaho Bear 🐻

A̶J̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶t̶z̶@Dr_AJknowsaword · Jul 21

Xellenials be like this at 45

AAnnette Michelle@shell062598 · Jul 20

I can feel myself rotting…👵🏻🤦🏻‍♀️😜🤣🖤