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What a ridiculously smooth swing.
Shohei Ohtani lead off home run from behind home plate at Fenway park. Dodgers Red Sox.
If this is true, I feel like we’ve already reached idiocracy. Just folks sitting around baitin in their favorite chair while eating slop and mindlessly laughing at their favorite influencer in Gilmore 2. It’s a dumb comedy, that’s fine. Better than the first? wtf dude
How is Rotten Tomatoes critics score for Happy Gilmore 2 higher than the original. What are we even doing here? Happy 2 was terrible but who cares. It’s the type of movie you can turn on, take a nap and miss nothing. Harmless nostalgia time killer. Dave Portnoy - 32 🍅
I hate how many shitbags bought this putter for $499 and are already selling it on EBAY for $999. Several sellers have multiple putters they’ve already sold/ have available. @odysseygolf you should’ve implemented better control so fans had a chance at getting one.

I’m shocked the video👇 didn’t get a single like. I originally went to clip a soundbite, but my phone played the screen recording over the DJ Shadow track I was listening to, creating an unintentional banger. Put 🎧 on. No one finds that funny? Not one person?
Hearing there’s a new 10 day challenge on deck for today. My better judgement is to probably stay away, buuut
Leaving the front paws on while in cuffs is pretty good.
NOOOO THEY GOT CHUCK E. CHEESE
Hearing there’s a new 10 day challenge on deck for today. My better judgement is to probably stay away, buuut
I just realized my dog’s food has gone up 26% since October 2022. This continuous inflation we’re being taught to expect is out of control.
If a man had to break my heart, I’m glad it was Judge. That said, I had $900 worth of fun following @SGP_Parlay 10-day challenge. Sorry I couldn’t make you guys queasy with a $28K bet 🫠

It’s fun to participate in community events. Day 4 down, onto day 5. If my math is correct, my day 10 would be $57K. And I intent to find out.
Day 4 ✅
He started making music at 59 years old and hasn't stopped You're never too old to learn a new hobby
We’re still fucking alive baby!
I didn’t want to have to do this, but Brandon Nimmo I call on you to get a hit, a run, or an RBI. Be one with the tree, be one with the bat, be one with the ball.
I didn’t want to have to do this, but Brandon Nimmo I call on you to get a hit, a run, or an RBI. Be one with the tree, be one with the bat, be one with the ball.
Imagine if, to the outside world you appeared to be in a coma. In reality, though, you were fully aware of everything around you but unable to move or communicate… And people were blasting awful horse keyboard slop into your ear for years on end. Holy shit, man.
If I was waken up by a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away
Spotted a big Sonoran Desert Toad in my neighbor’s yard just now. Fun fact, the glands behind its eyes produce DMT (yeah, that DMT) as a defense mechanism.

Had the right bet, unfortunately it was in the semifinal. 🫠

Imagine believing Babe Ruth hit the ball farther than these dudes. Lmao yeah right.
While I enjoyed his highlights, I think ppl underestimate how annoying this dude must be in person.
Unreal ending to Will Kassouf's run. He erupts on the table after getting eliminated, as play continues. Cant say the Main Event is more interesting without him, for better or worse.