Chris
@DoYaKnowWilma
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Good Their donuts fucking suck
Shipley Do-Nuts, the Houston-based purveyor of kolaches and doughnuts, has been acquired by Levine Leichtman Capital Partners, a private equity firm based in Beverly Hills, Calif. Financial terms of the deal were not disclosed. bit.ly/3UwtE1t
Of all the posts for a bot to tell me I won the ability to get scammed
Ungrateful
My ex stabbed me on my birthday so technically I am a victim of domestic violence
Some guys look for dogs to protect them. I look for dogs to alert me, and then I’ll protect them. It’s an entirely different mindset. I like the way I think, but you do you.
Here's a reminder before you lose your shit today. They don't serve alcohol in prison.
I recently had to explain the mouthfeel meme to an FBI agent who showed up looking for me at my work. He was not amused.
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