Dick Delingpole
@DickDelingpole
Awake. Artist. Sceptic. Christian. #ThirdWednesday & #ThursdayCircle founder. Occasional historical French soldier, 1815, 1917 & 1940. Also: Expert.
Thought I'd deliver this opinion via the medium of meme.

Severn Trent have managed to be simultaneously patronising and retarded here. 👏 To think I pay for their undrinkable chemical piss.

“Kemi, we’ve dropped another 2pts in the latest poll, any chance you could throw out a random soundbite?”
We must build more homes for British families.
Someone found a scarf that was made for Norwich Pride 2009, and washed it, and is taking it to Norwich Pride 2025. This is a BBC News story bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
“It’s no use Ozzy, we’ve tried everything… some bloke called Peter says we can’t come in.”

The link to this article is in the tweet below this one.
What Tripadvisor rating should a hotel have before we consider it good enough for “undocumented migrants”?
Police: We don’t escort and protect far left ANTIFA protestors towards events they are protesting against Also Police:
Stunning photo (by Manual Gonzalez) of French cavalry attacking the 23rd (RWF) at this year’s Waterloo. On the battlefield itself is always the best seat in the house for a re-enactment.

“Young girl”???? Would any of US get away with calling a female councillor that?
Grown man gets off at making a young girl "panic" with hostility and abuse. What a flex. x.com/exRAF_Al/statu…
Imagine thinking this was a knockout blow in this debate. 🤦🏻♂️
The Britannia hotel in Canary Wharf is NOT a swanky posh hotel. It is a hotel that has been struggling to maintain even basic standards for many many years.
There is no point seeking to engage with government/MPs/parliament in hopes of affecting change or even being listened to. They are diligently working to demolish what remains of Britain. They. Do. Not. Represent. Us.
Good band practice last night. #UnregisteredChickens There was even beer afterwards.

We definitely went to the moon because Mythbusters has made my morning. 😆
Of course we did. For those who don't believe it, I suggest you watch the Myth Busters episode where they walk through it and try and replicate the motion and couldn't do it. It's so ignorant to think we didn't go there.
The story of the Prophet Elisha and the kids calling him “baldy” gets me every time. Hilarious, but also kind of harsh.

Leave French Army 1914 to early 1917 War was declared on August 1914, but the assumption was a quick war with decisive battles, so no need to plan for long-term troop morale and leave. What followed was 4 years of chaos & frustration for all French Soldiers. Read more 👇