Keir Wrong Un
@keirwrong
Leader of the People's Party of North London Anything you like I tax or ban it. Not fan of old, children or disabled. My father make tool. All Hail
"whatever you do, don't mention the crying chancellor, just ignore it, it will go away like three rent boys in the night"

"What do I think of Keir Starmer?" "He's a thief! He's stealing all my ideas"

And this, Prime Minister, is how you can still watch Ukrainian rent boy porn by using a VPN.
.@piersmorgan is the cvnts cvnt. Less a journalist and more a boil on the arse cheek of society.
'Aggressive mandate' of Covid vaccines was 'probably a bad idea' as new study reveals WHO mandated blanket vaccination saved 'fewer lives than expected' trib.al/4f2MYgV
The future we were promised vs. Reality.
🚨 NEW: The Government is set to roll out "hospitality zones" across the UK to allow pubs and clubs to open in empty shops and operate with longer opening hours and alfresco dining
Harrow, We have commissioned the greatest police force in history to stop words on internet hurting you. Remember "words are like weapons they wound sometimes." All Hail Leader

Screw you
I don’t know why you’re all asking Grok for the most famous person to visit your profiles. Take control: pick a few and insult them frequently and creatively. They’ll have to click on you to block you.
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them.
Hey @grok who is the most famous person to block my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was
My face upload photo for all the porn sites I'm going to join.
Lib Dem party conference
What do you get the person who wrecks everything? 💖
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Joe Biden is getting $10,000,000 to write a book, what will the title be?
Liverpudlian writes in...
Michelle Dewberry re potential camps housing thousands of migrants in the UK - "Why should we provide any health facilities in these camps, there shouldn't be any" @MichelleDewbs you are a nazi. What a vile, hateful woman you are Even Daniel Moylan was shocked at her comments
I love my children. They will get everything. Tony is as funny as cancer
Comedian and author Tony Hawks explains why he isn't leaving his son anything in his will.
Harrow, I received the motion.
I've put down a parliamentary motion supporting the proposal from tax experts for a Wealth Tax. A 2% Wealth Tax on assets over £10 million would raise over £24 BILLION a year. That's the fairer alternative to cuts we need. Over 30 MPs have backed it so far!
Harrow, Border news! We build border to keep important people safe from undesirable peasants. All Hail Leader