Voltron Sharknado Jr.

We actually released a video game! Our first game, Full Court Heroes, is available in Early Access on Steam. Store link in first reply.

If your political party just shut down the entire government to protect a pedophile, newsflash, you are NOT in the political party that is concerned about pedophilia

Phillies debut the “Coldplay Kiss Cam”. Wait for it…

This is Elon Musk, perfectly described. Also Matt Walsh, Stephen Miller and a bunch of other fringe-right sociopaths who self-disconnected their understanding of feeling, emotion, empathy, the social contract, and the humane by fetishizing an embarrassingly ersatz brand of logic.

Using the phrase “toxic empathy” is a great sign you’re a legitimate sociopath

I can’t tell if it’s more embarrassing that he’s super into Twilight and 50 shades of Grey, or if he’s pretending to be into them to seem cool. Both options are staggeringly embarrassing

This isn’t really a paradox. People who understand what cigarettes do are also less likely to smoke them.

This is too cool!

I wish there was a way to tell Windows "No, I am never going to link my phone, so quit asking me every damn week to do it in order to finish setting up the PC that I've been using for years".

Someone put My Cousin Vinny dialogue over Skeletor and Evil-Lyn and its way too perfect

I just want to get this straight. The conservative controversy around Superman is that… he’s the good guy in the movie, has a comic-accurate origin as an immigrant, and he’s nice to people? So they just hate the character Superman? It’s like being mad at Batman for making plans.

Yeah, I definitely need it. I'll check messages occasionally or if I actually get notified of one, but otherwise I'm bailing on this place and Bluesky indefinitely.

I really think it might be time for a very long break.

Could it be? Could my favorite team in a sport win a championship? It's been way too long. Hopefully can hold on for one more quarter.