Dave Conte
@Davemconte
I like to tell the truth.
I think this is true. Larry David would agree. The bald community has been shunned for far too long. It’s nice to finally get some recognition.
Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory. Police are combing the area.
Read my friend Christine's Medium post called "AI Will Control Humanity." medium.com/@cmorris1/ai-w…
of course I have taught William Faulkner! "The Sound and the Fury" usually. (contrary to what people think this is not at all a "difficult" novel; "difficult" would be "Ulysses" after the first several, relatively straightforward chapters when we embark upon a drunken delirium…
Thank God you didn’t assign Faulkner. No student then or now could absorb it. Only the fearless and brave embark on a Faulkner novel.
I have a blog. Let me know if anyone is reading and I'll add more blog posts. If not, I'll kill the blog and turn it into an ecommerce site where I sell oatmeal and stickers maybe. davidmconte.com
If a healthy person woke up one day feeling the way I've felt for 3.5 years, they'd immediately call 911 as they'd think they're having a medical emergency... but I'm expected to live like this for years straight with no relief 😥 #LongCovid #MECFS
I’m glad someone was paying attention
@GregPoehler hates when people tag @GregPoehler , but @GregPoehler deserves credit for the great joke @GregPoehler made on the @kirkminshow today about getting hot in there when referencing a Nelly concert. Great job @GregPoehler , great job.
I got my first Amazon review for my new ebook, “Tales of an Unserious Truthteller.” It’s a collection of personal stories and essays, including my penned letter to author David Sedaris and his snarky response via postcard. Available on Kindle. amazon.com/dp/B0FBX3BWRN?…
@elonmusk, my X Premium subscription expires next month. I won’t be able to renew it because I need to allocate my money toward significant medical expenses. I’ve enjoyed being an X Premium member and I thank you for the experience. If you wish to renew my X Premium…
When I was a child , I figured out how to play the piano by ear. After a while, I learned that it was easier to use my fingers.
OK, let’s examine a particular lyric from the song “If You Go” by Jon Secada: “Sorry if you felt misled, hey yeah! But I know what I feel I know what I said, baby God! I hope you believe Believe in all that we can be The future in us, together in love” Regarding the lyric…
I watch podcast bros who turned to politics getting torn apart from every direction today, and I can’t help but think of Michael Jordan’s ice-cold wisdom: “Republicans buy sneakers, too.” The man understood something these podcasters clearly don’t—when you wade into political…
Since its inception, the salutation “best,” taken from best regards or best wishes, has plagued me. Now that it’s 2025 and many things are happening, I’ve decided to mix things up and create my own salutation: “Great.” An example: Dear Nancy, I received your new line of…
Honestly, people walking around like crabsticks. Get sun protection on!