Dave P. the Texas AG
@DaveP4TXAG
Uber enthusiast 🚗 Kitchen Kountertops for Ken PAC (dba kkkPAC)
🇺🇸FARRIS WILKS FOR GUARDIAN AD LITEM! #TXLEGE
NEW: @tedcruz calls on @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk to "kiss and make up," likens the impact of the feud to feeling like a child of divorce on his latest episode of Verdict with Ted Cruz. @chron chron.com/politics/artic…
SENATOR DUI (R-DICK PIX) HAS OPINIONS ON RECKLESSLY PLACING LIVES AT RISK. #TXLEGE
Vetoing SB3 was the wrong decision. It puts many young Texans' lives at risk. I’m terribly disappointed and sad. #txlege
THE OPENING SCENE OF “50 FIRST LUKE MACIAS DATES” #TXLEGE
ME SHOWIN UP AT MY COUSIN SKWEEZY'S BACHELOR PARTY LIKE BRO R U SERIOUS #TXLEGE 🐭🧀
FOR GODS SAKE @MICHELLEBBZ WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP FOR ONCE IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LIFE? ANGELA DOES NOT NEED ANY MORE BRILLIANT IDEAS! FUCK. #TXLEGE
TSA CAUGHT @CARYCHESHIRETX SMUGGLING ANOTHER HAMSTER IN @MQSULLIVAN’S WHISKEY HOLE. #TXLEGE
We’re back with another desperate plea to stop hiding animals in weird places on your body before airport security. K, thanks.
WOULD ANYONE GET A HAIRCUT LIKE CHAD’S SOBER? FUCK NO. #TXLEGE
Chad Wilbanks arrested for DWI in Southlake. Image via LocalNewsOnly.
ARE WE TO ASSUME MAYRA STOP PAYING FOR IT? #TXLEGE
SCOOP: Rep. Cory Mills is being evicted for failure to pay months of rent at his D.C. penthouse. Owner claims Mills owes $85,000. He was served with notice for failure to pay in January. Ledger shows he paid late nearly every month since moving in, missing several months entirely
YOUR MOVE, @CREIGHTONFORTX. #TXLEGE #IYKYK
Today, after 38 years of marriage, I filed for divorce on biblical grounds. I believe marriage is a sacred covenant and I have earnestly pursued reconciliation. But in light of recent discoveries, I do not believe that it honors God or is loving to myself, my children, or Ken to…
VERY CONSIDERATE STEVE. PLEASE KNOW YOUR DELAY OF COMPASSION WON’T IMPROVE THE ODDS ANYONE WILL GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS EVENT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. #TXLEGE
As all of Texas mourns the devastating tragedies unfolding in the Hill Country, I have made the decision to postpone my event until next week. May the Lord’s presence and comfort be poured out in abundance to all who are afflicted; and may His peace surpass all understanding.
IT IS OK TO SAY @DONHUFFINES NAME OUT LOUD INSTEAD OF BEING FUCKING PUSSIES. #TXLEGE
I know the feeling well. Now he's running for office again, and everyone thinks he's great, but he's a flake and proven his weakness under pressure. Probably even has an AIPAC handler.
TIM DUNN IN THIS PHOTO #TXLEGE
Throwback Thursday: Getting baptized with @SenatorBobHall in Israel.
MY LAWYER DAN COGDELL #TXLEGE
I speak boldly about the greatest threat to America. CAIR wants to cancel me. Texans are rightly upset. Who is at fault for allowing radical Islam to take root in Texas? #txlege
I OWE MY LAWYER DAN COGDELL FUCK TONS OF MONEY. CALLING AG BONDI TO ASK SHE DROP THE EPIC SHIT FOR HIM SAVED ME ANOTHER $100K! BETWEEN THIS AND BURYING THOSE CASES FOR DAN’S OTHER CLIENTS WHO WORK FOR @LINAHIDALGOTX, I ONLY HAVE $1.2M LEFT BEFORE I’M DEBT FREE! #TXLEGE
The DOJ walked away from investigating EPIC City, a massive 400-acre Muslim development near Dallas — Texas agencies are still digging. Because when it comes to shady land deals and zero transparency, someone has to ask the hard questions.
BO FRENCH SEEING THE MEN OF THE TEXAS SENATE TELLING HIM TO BEND OVER AND TAKE IT RN #TXLEGE
I respect the lieutenant governor and the good work he’s doing. I strongly disagree with his assessment of this situation. I have always strongly supported Israel and I’m not resigning. I’m focused on continuing to make Tarrant County even more Republican. Have a great weekend!
PHRASING #TXLEGE
I stand with Donald Trump and the United States of America.
VAPE SHOP OWNERS ARE SO FUCKING MAD AT @DANPATRICK THEY’RE GOING TO RUN A HEROIN ADDICT AGAINST GREG ABBOTT. THE DRAGON CHASING THE WRONG DRAGON WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS #TXLEGE
I received a phone call this afternoon from an individual who told me he’s looking at a primary run against Governor @GregAbbott_TX 👀
OGs KNO THE THREE THINGS TEXAS TAKE POD AIN’T GOT TIME FOR: FUCKING REQUESTS FUCKING GUESTS FUCKING REQUESTS TO BE FUCKING GUESTS #TXLEGE @3SEVERALDAYS
He hasn’t asked me, but I would.
🚨 BREAKING: @X POST REVEALS @MATTMACKOWIAK RUNS @IRIRAN_MILITARY ACCOUNT #TXLEGE
He hasn’t asked me, but I would.
ANNIVERSARY POST TALKING ABOUT THE BOYS OF THE FAM INSTEAD OF WIFEY? I SEE YOU QUEEN! #TXLEGE #PISFORPEDO
It was 30 years ago today that we said our vows and started an amazing journey. Along the way, we have been blessed with three children, two sons-in-law, and a lot of laughter and love. I cannot wait to see where the Lord takes us in these years ahead!