Darren Dutton
@Darren_Dutton
Former fertilised egg now semi-functional living organism. @darrendutton on IG & TikTok
I did a google image search for people annoyed that their bins hadn't been collected and put them all in a montage.
Thanks to everyone who correctly pointed out that my name is also alliterative and so it seems I have sealed my own impending death 👍🏼
Ozzy Osbourne then Hulk Hogan, two celebrities with alliterative names. All eyes now on Gary Glitter.
Ozzy Osbourne then Hulk Hogan, two celebrities with alliterative names. All eyes now on Gary Glitter.
Just seen a preview of the new MasterChef series. It's really short.
Unseen MasterChef series will be broadcast, BBC confirms bbc.in/44XcVcw
I had a go at stand up! More gigs forthcoming! (No idea if any of my followers actually exist anymore though…)
A new pope needs to be chosen and ITV hasn't had a big Saturday night hit show for years. What about bringing back an old format with a slight tweak?
We’re back Friday 4th April at 9pm on @BBCOne & @BBCiPlayer
20 years since Mitch Hedberg passed away. Bona fide fucking comedy genius. youtu.be/vrIw2i4WtA4?si…
Can I make a suggestion for the design of George Foreman's headstone?
Charity shop window display appears to depict Alexander Litvinenko being nursed by his wife following his radiation poisoning.
That time I got into an argument with the manager of Clintons Cards
Fucking news to me.
Peppa Pig’s mum is pregnant – how do we talk to little kids about this? independent.co.uk/life-style/hea…
I just howled all the way through reading this so I think I'm a bad man. BBC News - Couple's trauma after body placed next to them on flight bbc.com/news/articles/…
