Daniel 🦔
@DanielW_Kiwi
Husband, father and software developer from the bottom of the world in NZ that likes F# a little too much.
At my job teams work on a lot of SPAs, but my team’s server rendered app that uses HTMX and web components blows them all away performance-wise
At my job teams work on a lot of SPAs, but my team’s server rendered app that uses HTMX and web components blows them all away performance-wise
I woke up, saw silly printer meme stolen from Facebook is at 200k views after 24 hours. Had a shower it's now almost at 500k. WTF?
Take this man's advice is my advice to you ...
Don't ever take my advice. I'm just a 39 year old guy in a chiikawa shirt. Wtf do I know? 🤷🏻♂️
I ask people what they do because it's a conversation starter. Nothing more. My answer is that I work in IT.
If someone asks you “what do you do?” within seconds of meeting you — don’t be annoyed. Smile. You’ve just identified a transactional player. Instead, give them the lowest status answer. Then drop your highest IQ insights for the rest of the conversation. This breaks brains.
💯 Nothing has ever made me happier than becoming a Dad. He’s 6 and smack talks me while we play Starcraft 2 together. 🥰
Life hack: You can just create a little human and make him your best friend who wants to do all your favorite things with you
Just remember: Not a single European, much less any Italian, had eaten a tomato until the 16th century.
Sun drying tomatoes at the foot of Mount Etna in Sicily
I had a new student who would come in and tear up the classroom. Ripped posters off the wall. Throw desks. Break things. He had trauma. He had a condition. He had a diagnosis. His anger was very justified. But actions have consequences, especially in the world outside of Room…
Shrimp are food not moral thought experiments
Yes. Except.. for when I'm eating them I guess lmao 😭😭😭
Life hack: You can just create a little human and make him your best friend who wants to do all your favorite things with you
I have to go through 43 tabs of a spreadsheet and make a similar context sensitive change to each

In computing, "deterministic" has a core formal definition: an algorithm or system that always produces the same output for the same input (e.g., per NIST and Wikipedia). However, in real-time systems, it emphasizes predictable timing and bounded responses (e.g., IntervalZero).…